Here are the standings:
 
Reeb: 57-23
Pep: 49-31
Screw: 47-33
Jemp: 46-34
Alx: 40-40
 
Hey I’m back to .500! I’m officially as good as a coin flip. Let’s pick some games.
 
Buccaneers at Eagles:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
Okay, back to the TNF snoozers. No Geno Smith this week to make things interesting this time around. I guess we will just have to watch Tom Brady and whoever he decides to throw the ball to this week. The Eagles had a nice comeback last week, but we’ve seen what happens when they play a top offense. I expect the GOAT takes care of business here.
Prediction: Buccaneers win 38-21
 
Dolphins at Jaguars:
Jemp: Dolphins,  Reeb: Dolphins,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Dolphins
Urban Meyer must be grateful to Jon Gruden for taking the heat off him. His message to the players can now be “It could be worse.” And he has perhaps his most winnable game coming up here. The Dolphins are really bad, but they might get Tua back this week, which I guess is good news. It’s quite the reality check for these two QBs who once faced off in the national championship. Now they are playing across the pond for a game no one will feel the need to get up early to watch. I think there is some Premier League action at the same time that might have more scoring.
Prediction: Jaguars win 3-0
 
Packers at Bears:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
Aaron Rodgers has bullied the Bears for so long he can’t remember most of the quarterbacks he’s taken out. To be fair, they are pretty forgettable. But now the Bears have Justin Fields, who hopefully breaks the trend. However, we all think his two game winning streak comes to an end here against the Packers. Maybe next year when he has a new coach.
Prediction: Packers win 24-17
 
Bengals at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Bengals,  Screw: Bengals
I feel like the Lions have to get a win sooner or later considering they’re in it every single week, but maybe this team is just destined to go 0-17. I do feel bad for Dan Campbell who plays the tough guy role so well, and yet you still feel for him after he cries in a press conference after the 0-5 start. Yet, I’m sure Reeb is nervous that this Lions team is due for a win, and he also might be fearful of Joe Burrow’s kneecaps, and apparently his throat too.
Prediction: Bengals win 28-24
 
Texans at Colts:
Jemp: Colts,  Reeb: Colts,  Pep: Colts,  Screw: Colts
Apparently Davis Mills is the only rookie QB who can do in a Belichick defense. He went from a hot mess against the Bills to a quarterback who can make Chris Moore look like Cris Carter. And yet, the Texans still couldn’t pull out the win over the Pats. The Colts had an even worse meltdown on Monday Night, but I think they are able to get this win at home.
Prediction: Colts win 24-14
 
Rams at Giants:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
The Rams defense has received some good fortune after being shredded by Kyler Murray. Last week they managed to halt a Geno Smith game tying drive, and this week they might get Mike Glennon. On the other hand, if Daniel Jones does play he might be able to keep the Giants within three scores.
Prediction: Rams win 34-17
 
Chiefs at Football Team:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
The Chiefs are in freefall. The book is out on Patrick Mahomes and he doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance against the Football Team.
Prediction: Football Team wins 100-0
 
Vikings at Panthers:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Panthers
This is a huge game for the NFC wild card race. The Vikings beat the Lions by the skin of their teeth last week, while the Panthers blew a lead to the Eagles. I am a little worried about the Vikings o-line being able to protect against this Panthers aggressive front, but I’m still putting my faith in Kirk, something that’s never steered me wrong.
Prediction: Vikings win 24-17
 
Chargers at Ravens:
Jemp: Chargers,  Reeb: Chargers,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
Now we’re into the really good games. There are quite a few contenders for MVP this year, and both of these quarterbacks are in that mix. Lamar is easily having his best season as a passer, but it’s the other QB I spend Sundays watching in awe. Brandon Staley puts all his faith every week in his young Quarterback, and so far, Herbert has delivered every time. I don’t expect them to be perfect on fourth down every week, but with this offense, they’ll convert enough to generate a major advantage.
Prediction: Chargers win 31-27
 
Cardinals at Browns:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Cardinals,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Browns
The battle of the Oklahoma QBs. They were both deemed too short, and yet both went #1 overall. However, at this point, it seems like one is clearly better than the other. While Kyler is mounting an MVP campaign, Baker is trying not to be the weak link on his own team. Baker has his moments, but he never seems to win these shootouts with great quarterbacks. However, I think he has the better team around him and the Browns can bounce back at home. The Cardinals are due for a loss.
Prediction: Browns win 34-31
 
Raiders at Broncos:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Raiders
This has probably been the worst week the Raiders have had since they drafted Jamarcus Russell. But at least they didn’t know they were having a bad week that time. However, while last week the Raiders were drenched in uncertainty, this week they know they have to move on. I think they come out and play hard for whatever there interim coach’s name is. I know I could look it up, but I really don’t think it matter enough. But hey, whoever you are, I’m picking your team to win, so don’t let me down.
Prediction: Raiders win 27-24
 
Cowboys at Patriots:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
Back in the day, the NFL wouldn’t have been able to resist putting this game in primetime. But now the Patriots don’t draw those rating anymore. The Cowboy still do, and they are actually good this year. The defense ha somehow completely turned things around and It might have the best Diggs in the NFL right now.
Prediction: Cowboys win 34-21
 
Seahawks at Steelers:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
Jemp is the only one who believes in Geno. To be fair, his performance on TNF was probably better than any game Big Ben has had this season. Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t have quite the defense that Ben has, so I’ll take the Steelers here.
Prediction: Steelers win 27-13
 
Bills at Titans:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Titans
The Bills established themselves as the class of the AFC last week, and I don’t see them falling to a classic trap game. The Titans are the epitome of mediocrity right now and I think they’ll get steamrolled by Josh Allen and company. Derrick Henry might have to run for 400 yards for them to have a chance here.
Prediction: Bills win 42-17

​Here are the standings:
 
Reeb: 45-19
Pep: 37-27
Screw: 35-29
Jemp: 34-30
Alx: 30-34
 
Well I went over .500 last week. So I’m making progress. Anyway, let’s pick some games.
 
Rams at Seahawks:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
Contractually, TNF has to give us a couple of duds before we get to the juicy games. But now we are here with Rams Seahawks. However, it might not be as great as it could have been. Remember when playing in CenturyLink was a near death sentence for opponents? Now, we just have the mild home-field advantage of Lumen Field and no defense to back up the crowd. The Rams might have taken the L at home last week, but none of us are worried about them long tem.
Prediction: Rams win 31-27
 
Jets at Falcons:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Falcons,  Pep: Falcons,  Screw: Falcons
My man Zach Wilson got it done finally. After a rocky start to his rookie campaign, the Mormon gunslinger showed off some electrifying throws to lead the Jets to an overtime win. Maybe just avoid quarterback bootlegs at the 1 with the game on the line next time. Wilson can move but he isn’t exactly Sam Darnold out there. I said before the season that Robert Saleh deserves coach of the year if he could coach up the Jets to be an average defense, and guess what, they are just that. It was their offense that was the reason they were 0-3, but that finally got going last week, and I think it continues against a porous Falcons defense. As long as they can contain Cordarrelle Patterson, they should be fine.
Prediction: Jets win 28-17
 
Packers at Bengals:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
Reeb has such a large lead in the picks that he can take his favorite team at home worry-free. Now he won’t be at all stressed when watching this game. However, I don’t think the Packers will run away with this one. The Bengals are getting healthier on defense and the Packers lack depth on offense, despite the two touchdowns from Randall Cobb last week. I guess when you have Rodgers, Jones, and Adams, depth is overrated, but I expect the Bengals to be competitive on both sides of the ball. I still don’t trust them enough to pick them, especially when they almost lost to the Jags last week, but I have to give them a little credit.
Prediction: Packers win 24-21
 
Lions at Vikings:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Vikings,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
The poor Lions, they can’t buy a win right now. We can make fun of Jared Goff all we want, but he at least moves the ball and makes this offense watchable. He can’t make up for the holes on defense, and will throw in some crazy turnovers at the most inopportune moments, but now instead of holding back a super bowl contender, he’s just enabling a tanking team to avoid total ineptitude, so good for him.
Prediction: Vikings win 38-24
 
Broncos at Steelers:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Steelers
How many three and outs start this game? At least it looks like Teddy Bridgewater is able to play this week, so we won’t have to watch Drew Lock. We will unfortunately have to watch Ben Roethlisberger. But if you like defense, this is the game of the week for you. Or if you like talented skill players being held back by quarterback play. However, on balance, I think Teddy has actually been better than Ben this year, and the Broncos look to get back a few key players from injury, so I’ll take the Broncos.
Prediction: Broncos win 17-14
 
Dolphins at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
Well, so much for the Jacoby Brissett revenge game. This Dolphins team is a Damien Harris fumble away from being 0-4, and a pretty bad 0-4 at that. The Dolphins rebuild looked like a huge success last year, and now they might need to trade everybody for some new picks, because the past few picks haven’t worked out too well. I guess Jaylen Waddle has been okay, but other than that, they’ve had nothing but disappointments, at least so far. Now they go to Tampa to play the defending champs.
Prediction: Buccaneers win 27-17
 
Saints at Football Team:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Saints
If any quarterback can get Washington’s defense back on track, it has to be Jameis Winston. If he lights up the Football Team defense, then I think it’s time to give up on the season. But I’m sure we’ll just win 100-0 as usual.
Prediction: Football Team wins 100-0
 
Eagles at Panthers:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Panthers
The game got away from the Panthers in the 3rd quarter last week, but overall, I thought their offensive showing was promising without CMC. Granted, the offense is still mostly DJ Moore right now, but it seems to be working alright. The defense couldn’t quite contain the Cowboys last week, but I think they’ll have more luck against Jaylen Hurts and the Eagles, despite the impressive showing last week. And in a few weeks, Carolina could have Stephon Gilmore playing for them, which could make them that much more dangerous.
Prediction: Panthers win 24-10
 
Titans at Jaguars:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
The Titans lost to one terrible team last week with a rookie quarterback, and now they get another shot at it. Fortunately, the Jags have a lot going on right now, and I think the Titans can come out and grab the Jags by the ass in this one. But the Jags did put up a good fight last week against a Bengals team that I think is better than the Titans, so maybe Trevor Lawrence can get it done. I’m not betting on it though.
Prediction: Titans win 24-17
 
Patriots at Texans:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Texans
Bill Belichick is famous for beating up on rookie quarterbacks, but can he handle Davis Mills? The answer is yes.
Prediction: Patriots win 27-0
 
Bears at Raiders:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Raiders,  Screw: Raiders
Great showing by Justin Fields last week. He delivered some great deep balls, and his presence might have improved the running game as well. Or maybe it was just the fact that they were playing the Lions. This Raiders defense isn’t half bad, so this will be a much better test for Fields. Unfortunately, he won’t have David Montgomery to lean on, and I expect the Raiders to win this one handily.
Prediction: Raiders win 24-13
 
Browns at Chargers:
Jemp: Chargers,  Reeb: Chargers,  Pep: Chargers,  Screw: Browns
This might be the most fun matchup of the week. It’s hard to believe that these are two of the best teams in the AFC. Two of the most snakebitten franchises in the NFL seemed to have turned things around and now one of them is going to be 4-1. The Browns defense is starting to look nasty, but I don’t think they will be able to terrorize Justin Herbert as much as they did against the Vikings and Bears. The Chargers line has played well, and Justin Herbert is a sneaky MVP candidate right now. Not to mention the fact that Brandon Staley has no problem putting the game in the hands of his superstar quarterback, while Kevin Stefanski almost hides his QB. Not that I blame him after last week, because Baker was not good last week, and apart from Odell and his running backs, he is short on targets.
Prediction: Chargers win 27-24
 
Giants at Cowboys:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
Impressive win by the Giants last week. Despite missing some weapons, Daniel Jones put up an admirable performance, and Saquon looked like he was back to his old self. Kenny Golladay finally paid some dividends as well. Yet, I still don’t think they will be able to keep up with this Cowboys offense right now.
Prediction: Cowboys win 34-21
 
49ers at Cardinals:
Jemp: Cardinals,  Reeb: Cardinals,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Cardinals
I hope this is Trey Lance’s first start in the NFL, because I feel like we’ve all watched Jimmy G for long enough. I even preferred watching Nick Mullens. I have no doubt Kyle Shanahan will cook up a great gameplan for Lance, and be able to move the ball against this Cardinals defense. But can he compete with this Kliff Kingsbury offense? Seems like a ridiculous question, but Kingsbury has the advantage of having Kyler Murray, who is lighting up the league right now.
Prediction: Cardinals win 34-27
 
Bills at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Bills
This is a hell of a Sunday Night matchup. I don’t think any team looks better and more complete than the Bills through four weeks. Sure they haven’t played any great offenses (other than Taylor Heinicke and co.), but their defense has been as good as any defense in the league. And the offense might be a little more inconsistent than last year, but they are still as explosive as any offense there is. Well, except for maybe the Chiefs offense. The Chiefs offense has been as good as they ever have, averaging more points per drive than any team in NFL history. However, their defense couldn’t force a punt against Jaylen Hurts and the Eagles, so that is a bit of an issue. Still, I just can’t bring myself to pick against Patrick Mahomes at home.
Prediction: Chiefs win 35-34
 
Colts at Ravens:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
Maybe the Colts have turned a corner with the win over the Dolphins? Probably not though. I expect the Ravens to win this one pretty easily.
Prediction: Ravens win 23-17
 
 

Here are the standings:
 
Reeb: 33-15
Pep: 28-20
Screw: 27-21
Jemp: 27-21
Alx: 21-27
 
Yeah I’m just not going to comment on this. My record has officially gotten embarrassing. But This week I’m bringing it to over .500. Let’s pick some games.
 
Jaguars at Bengals:
Jemp: Bengals,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Bengals,  Screw: Bengals
Well the Jaguars almost had it last week. Then Trevor Lawrence threw the game away. Joe Burrow went through some growing pains in his rookie year too, but his pains were more literal. Lawrence might have a bit too much thrust upon his shoulders right now, and the coaching staff doesn’t seem to want to help him out much. A Thursday Night game against a Bengals team that is rounding into form probably won’t do him any favors. Cincinnati’s biggest weakness right now is their banged up secondary, so if the Jaguars have a prayer of staying in this one, it will have to be on the right arm of Trevor Lawrence. Right now, that’s not the safest place to be.
Prediction: Bengals win 24-14
 
Football Team at Falcons:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Football Team,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Falcons
Good job by the Falcons on getting a win last week, but this team is still awful and has no chance against Heinicke and company. Sometimes Washington might not feel like playing defense, but they are just taking it easy for their playoff run. Besides, they know we can all trust in Heinicke.
Prediction: Football Team wins 1,000,000-0
 
Texans at Bills:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
So I guess there isn’t much wrong with the Bills offense. Josh Allen looked as good as any point last season this past Sunday, and he didn’t even need a big game from Stefon Diggs. The Bills defense has also stepped their game up from last year, as they have held opponents down as well as any defense in the league through three weeks. This week, they face a tough test in Davis Mills, but I think they can manage it.
Prediction: Bills win 34-13
 
Lions at Bears:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Lions,  Pep: Lions,  Screw: Lions
Okay, I talked about how Bears fans might regret cheering for Justin Fields to come in, but I didn’t expect it to be that bad. Nathan Peterman could have been playing the 85 Bears and I wouldn’t have thought it would be that bad. Fields dropped back to pass 29 times and managed to net a single positive yard. That’s .035 yards per pass play. The Bears would just need 290 downs to manage a first down at that rate.
Prediction: Lions win 20-10
 
Panthers at Cowboys:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
I love picking against the Cowboys, but I just can’t with Christian McCaffrey out. The Panthers offense looked lost without him, despite managing to do away with Davis Mills and the Texans. I am looking forward to the matchup between the Cowboys offense and the Panthers defense, which could tell us a lot about these two units, and probably determine this outcome.
Prediction: Cowboys win 27-20
 
Colts at Dolphins:
Jemp: Dolphins,  Reeb: Colts,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Colts
Anyone else excited for the Jacoby Brissett revenge game? The Colts could probably use him right now after a hobbled Carson Wentz looked like a shell of an already flawed quarterback last week. The Colts haven’t been bad enough to deserve 0-4, but sometimes you don’t get what you deserve.
Prediction: Dolphins win 23-20
 
Browns at Vikings:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Browns
Very excited for Kevin Stefanski’s return to Minneapolis. These are two similar offenses operating at full capacity. But it’s actually the Vikings I trust more in a shootout. They have too many weapons in the passing game, and Kirk is playing as well as he ever has. Don’t expect a lot of punts in this one.
Prediction: Viking win 34-31
 
Giants at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
I’m disgusted by the performance the Giants had against the Falcons last week. Eli Manning really should have just declined to be inducted the Giants ring of honor. He could still let them retire his jersey so he never has to see his number on the field for that joke of an organization. This is a pathetic Falcons defense and an offense that is featuring Olamide Zaccheaus as a starting receiver. He was barely good at UVA and they were terrible at football. Jameis can go ahead and throw for another 150 yards and beat this team. He might not even need that.
Prediction: Saints win 24-7
 
Titans at Jets:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
I know Pep is in for the Corey Davis revenge game as you’ll be able to see in his picks for this week. Zach Wilson finally has a softer matchup, and I think he can rebound nicely. He has all the ability and I think he shows everyone why he was the #2 pick this week. But god no, I don’t think the Jets will win.
Prediction: Titans win 24-17
 
Chiefs at Eagles:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
Does anyone actually think the Chiefs could lose this game? Like even the most diehard Eagles fans know there is no way Andy Reid is going to lose to his former team after dropping two in a row. Not with Patrick Mahomes as his quarterback, and with Jalen Hurts as the quarterback for the Eagles. He can take this game off if he needs to rest after his hospital scare. Let the whole coaching staff take the week off and let Patrick Mahomes play playground football and the Chiefs will still easily win.
Prediction: Chiefs win 38-14
 
Cardinals at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Cardinals,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
I’m surprised Reeb would just give away a game here. But I guess his lead is so big he can afford it. Kyler Murray has never beaten the Rams and I don’t expect that to change here. The Cardinals are lucky to be 3-0, while the Rams just rolled over the defending champs, and aren’t showing any signs of slowing down. I guess this could be a trap game coming off that high, but I don’t think that happens against an undefeated division rival. McVay and Stafford are still in the honeymoon phase and this game won’t cause them any hiccups.
Prediction: Ram win 38-21
 
Seahawks at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
Two tough losses for the Seahawks, but are we really trusting Jimmy G to take down Russell Wilson? I know he almost beat Aaron Rodgers last week, but watching that game, I have no idea how the 49ers ended up scoring 4 touchdowns. It’s a chore to watch this offense, and I just trust Russell Wilson to bounce back with a clutch win.
Prediction: Seahawks win 27-24
 
Ravens at Broncos:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
So much disrespect for this Broncos team. This is a 3-0 juggernaut right now. They have dominated in three straight games. Sure it might have been against the worst three teams in the league, but the Ravens just played a bad team and were only bailed out because they have the greatest kicker of all time. I think this Broncos team is for real and I think they beat the Ravens at home.
Prediction: Broncos win 27-21
 
Steelers at Packers:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Steelers
I could tell you about how I’m not fully sold on the Packers defense, but it’s a moot point when they are playing this Ben Roethlisberger offense. They have some issues, but I don’t think they’ll show up against an offense that can’t throw more than 3 yards downfield. The Packers offense seems to have figured things out, which should be more than enough for them to win this.
Prediction: Packers win 24-13
 
Buccaneers at Patriots:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
The much anticipated bout between Belichick and Brady. Adele can sing about it all she wants, but she can’t really make me think there is any drama here. Brady is still playing like an MVP, and Mac Jones…uhh…isn’t. I guess the best thing you can say about him is that he’s been the best rookie qb this year. I’m sure Belichick will cook something up to try and confuse Tom, but I can’t imagine he has anything up his sleeve that Brady hasn’t seen.
Prediction: Buccaneers win 38-17
 
Raiders at Chargers:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Chargers,  Pep: Chargers,  Screw: Raiders
I’ve been very impressed with Derek Carr and the Raiders, but I don’t really buy them being a real contender. I think the Chargers are a far more interesting team, and I think they showed why after beating KC last week. But at least we finally get a good Monday Night game.
Prediction: Chargers win 31-30

Here are the standings:
 
Reeb: 21-11
Pep: 21-11
Screw: 17-15
Jemp: 16-16
Alx: 15-17
 
Yep, this seems about right for me through two weeks. Now I get to spend the rest of the season trying to come back. So let’s get to it and pick some games.
 
Panthers at Texans:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Panthers,  Screw: Texans
So I guess Screw is a big Davis Mills fan, or he didn’t pay attention to the fact that Tyrod is out. Also he might not have noticed that the Panthers are currently the #1 defense in the league by pretty much every metric there is. If you want a good defense, apparently all you have to do is spend all your draft picks on that side of the ball for two years and things will work themselves out. Sam Darnold must be loving going from the Adam Gase Jets to a team with the best running back and the best defense in the league. I think he’s probably more suited for this role.
Prediction: Panthers win 24-0
 
Football Team at Bills:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Bills
Great bounceback game for the Bills last week. Unfortunately for them, they now run into the buzzsaw that is the Washington Football Team. Better luck next week.
Prediction: Football Team wins 100-0
 
Bears at Browns:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Browns,  Screw: Browns
Justin Fields returns to Ohio for his first NFL start. To all the Bears fans begging for Fields to enter the lineup, the phrase “be careful what you wish for” comes to mind. After weeks of Matt Nagy telling us Andy Dalton was the better option, he can now tell everyone “I told you so” after Fields’ performance last week. Ironically, if he’s right, it pretty much ensures the end of his coaching tenure with Chicago.
Prediction: Browns win 27-7
 
Ravens at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
You have to be impressed with the Lions offense through two weeks. Sure, they’ve only been productive for about 3 quarters so far, but that’s 3 more quarters than I expected going into the season. The Lions aren’t star studded by any means but they are getting the most of Jared Goff, TJ Hockenson, D’Andre Swift, Jamaal Williams, and Quintez Cephus. Unfortunately, their defense can’t stop anyone, especially on the ground. So Lamar Jackson coming to town might be a bit of an issue. The only reason I have the score this low is because all the running in this game should end it quickly.
Prediction: Ravens win 35-20
 
Colts at Titans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
I’d love to go against the grain and take the Colts here, but I’m having some trouble with that when Jacob Eason might start. And even if Wentz is back, the whole Carson Wentz reclamation project isn’t working as well as I’d hoped. Overall the Colts haven’t been bad, but I’ve still watched Wentz make the same bone-headed plays he made in Philly. I don’t fully trust the Titans yet either, but last week’s comeback was impressive so I’ll take them at home.
Prediction: Titans win 27-20
 
Chargers at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
Last week, the Chargers put up a whopping 17 points without punting a single time. Only the Chargers could manage that incredible feat. Herbert is playing great, but did make a couple mistakes against the Cowboys, combined with some killer Charger penalties. Any way you slice it, they’ll have to put up a lot more points against these Chiefs. And I don’t see the Chiefs dropping two in a row.
Prediction: Chiefs win 34-30
 
Saints at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
Welcome to the Jameis Winston experience. Everyone is excited about his performance in week 1, and then we all see the other Jameis we know and love in week 2. It’s anyone’s guess as to what version we’ll get this week, but the safe money is on the Pats, who are just more consistent. Granted, it’s only been two weeks, but Mac Jones seems as steady as they come, and he has the team around him to make that style work. I like the Pats to win a close one.
Prediction: Patriots win 23-20
 
Falcons at Giants:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Giants,  Pep: Giants,  Screw: Falcons
I’m honestly shocked two of us are taking the Falcons. Sure, the Giants aren’t the best team in the NFL, but they have some good qualities. None that come to mind immediately, but I’m sure they have some. The Falcons have nothing. They have Calvin Ridley, but they can’t even hang their hats on their passing game anymore. They have arguably the league’s worst defense and their offense has no hope of keeping up. Cordarrelle Patterson might be their second best player on offense. This team is a joke.
Prediction: Giants win 31-17
 
Bengals at Steelers:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
I’ve never seen Reeb so optimistic about his Bengals. Nevermind the Joe Burrow collapse against the Bears defense. I’m sure he’ll have an easier time playing this Steelers defense that he’s had so much success against. Unfortunately, the Steelers don’t really have an offense to pair with their defense, but neither did the Bears and they still got the win.
Prediction: Steelers win 20-17
 
Cardinals at Jaguars:
Jemp: Cardinals,  Reeb: Cardinals,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Cardinals
I guess I’ll talk about the Cardinals since the Jaguars just make me sad. Kyler Murray is continuing his MVP campaign, but the defense seems to have come back down to earth after terrorizing the Titans. However, if you were rooting for Chandler Jones to break the sack record, he’s still on pace for 32.5, and he might improve that pace against the Jags offensive line.
Prediction: Cardinals win 38-14
 
Jets at Broncos:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Broncos
Pretty nice starting schedule for the Broncos. Giants, Jaguars, and now the Jets. It might not be the toughest matchups, but so far the Broncos have dominated, and I expect that to continue this week. I’m hoping for a Zach Wilson bounce back though. He’s had about the worst starting schedule when it comes to defensive opponents. But let’s remember even Justin Herbert struggled against Belichick as a rookie if you remember that 45-0 massacre. Zach will be fine in the long run.
Prediction: Broncos win 34-14
 
Dolphins at Raiders:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Raiders
I absolutely love this matchup, but it has me a bit shook trying to pick this game. On the one hand, Derek Carr has been on fire, and the Raiders defense has shown tons of improvement. On the other hand, the Dolphins tend to find a way to win these types of games. The Raiders invite close games with their style of offense, and the Dolphins have some innate ability to win close games. I’m also curious if Dolphins fans feel more confident with Jacoby Brissett out there than Tua. If so, I think there might be an issue. I think they get it done with Brissett.
Prediction: Dolphins win 27-24
 
Buccaneers at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
What the hell are the schedule makers doing? How is this game not in primetime? These have to be the top two teams in the NFC right now. I know I picked the Rams to win the NFC, but I can’t pick against Tom Brady right now. It seems like I should just be fired for underrating him coming into the year, because he’s been clearly the best quarterback in the league through 2 weeks, no disrespect to Pat Mahomes and Kyler Murray.
Prediction: Buccaneers win 34-33
 
Seahawks at Vikings:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
I’m so tempted to take the Vikings in this spot, and I just know it’s a huge mistake. I feel like they’ve become the NFC Chargers. The Seahawks on the other hand usually know how win the close ones, but they couldn’t do it last week. I expect another close one this week and something terrible will happen to the Vikings and Russ will come up clutch.
Prediction: Seahawks win 31-30
 
Packers at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
I understand why this game was put in primetime but it’s so much less appealing to me than Bucs Rams. Neither of these teams has been impressive to me so far. Maybe it’s just the fact that I feel like they both should have beat the Lions by more. But it’s the Packers that I feel much worse about, because at least the niners are 2-0 and weren’t embarrassed by Jameis Winston. I don’t think the Packers are even a playoff team at this point.
Prediction: 49ers win 27-17
 
Eagles at Cowboys:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Cowboys
I like Eagles Cowboys as a fun Monday Night matchup. Both of these teams have exceeded my expectations. The Cowboys have the offense I expected, but they’re defense is making enough plays to keep them in games. Sure, it isn’t stopping anyone, but they lead the NFL in takeaways. Yet, it’s the Eagles who have the more consistent formula. They win the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball, and they have enough talent elsewhere to avoid getting exposed. The Cowboys have the higher upside, but I think the Eagles pull off the win this time.
Prediction: Eagles win 27-24
 

Here are the standings:
 
Reeb: 10-6
Pep: 9-7
Alx: 6-10
Screw: 6-10
Jemp: 6-10
 
Alright not the best start to the pickem, but week 1 is always the hardest. Now we have some game tape to go through and make intelligent decisions. Feeling good this week. Let’s pick some games.
 
Giants at Football Team:
Jemp: Football Team,  Reeb: Football Team,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Football Team
Great way to kickoff week 2 by watching the Football Team destroy the Giants. Chase Young and company should ravage this Giants offensive line. And I’m sure Heinicke will just light things up.
Prediction: Football Team wins 200-0
 
Bengals at Bears:
Jemp: Bengals,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Bengals,  Screw: Bengals
No one is in on the Andy Dalton revenge game? Then again, he may feel like he wants revenge against Bears fans more so than Bengals fans. I bet the Bears fans won’t even cheer if Andy Dalton throws a touchdown. Honestly, Dalton would get way more support if this game were in Cincinnati. And by that, I mean they wouldn’t straight boo him every time he throws an incompletion. I think the Bears have a chance in this one, but I liked what I saw from the Bengals in week 1, and I can’t say the same about the Bears.
Prediction: Bengals win 24-20
 
Texans at Browns:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Browns,  Screw: Browns
What a great start for a Texans team that had been ridiculed all offseason. I bet it was easy for David Culley to motivate his team and himself to kick the living sh*t out of the Jags. Their running back group of Mark Ingram, David Johnson, and Phillip Lindsay thrived with all of them getting into the endzone. Still, I’m not sure it’s quite as good as the Browns backfield, which will probably run all over this Texans defense.
Prediction: Browns win 34-13
 
Rams at Colts:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
Tough start for the Colts, having to host the Seahawks and Rams in the first two weeks. Wentz wasn’t a disaster in his debut for Indy, but he wasn’t all that impressive either. The offensive line really struggled with the departures and injuries. But anyone would struggle against the Seahawks pass rush, things should be much smoother with just Aaron Donald to deal with. And of course the new Rams offense with Matthew Stafford at the helm.
Prediction: Rams win 31-20
 
Bills at Dolphins:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Is it cliche to say the Dolphins just find ways to win games? Brian Flores is the first Patriots assistant coach to really recreate the magic that the Patriots have had. They aren’t loaded with talent, but they know their strengths and they play to them well. They find an edge wherever they can, and exploit any mistakes their opponents make. The Bills have plenty of talent, but couldn’t quite make the most of it last week against the Steelers. I do wonder if Josh Allen’s accuracy issues will come back to haunt him. I just compared it to how guys like Carson Wentz and Cam Newton overcame their accuracy issues to have special seasons, but couldn’t quite keep those problems at bay forever. However, I think the Bills and Allen rebound nicely here.
Prediction: Bills win 27-20
 
Patriots at Jets:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
Mac Jones and Zach Wilson both played well in their NFL debuts, but neither could secure that elusive first win. While it’s no secret that Wilson is my favorite of the rookies, Jones has a much better offensive line, running game, and defense. And when I say much better, I mean like how Patrick Mahomes is much better than Mitch Trubisky. The receiving corps is pretty close when you include tight ends, but overall I don’t see the Pats falling to this Jets team.
Prediction: Patriots win 24-13
 
49ers at Eagles:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
When you look at the Eagles, they could honestly be a solid team if things break right. They have a really good offensive line and a good defensive line. The rebuilt their linebacking corps and their secondary with capable players, and if Devonta Smith ends up being good, their receiving group might not be complete trash for once. So if Jalen Hurts continues to play well, this could be frisky team. Unfortunately, he won’t be playing the Falcons every week, so I don’t see him being able to put away this niners team.
Prediction: 49ers win 31-17
 
Raiders at Steelers:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
I’m surprised no one jumped on the Raiders train. Both of these teams impressed in Week 1, but only the Raiders did so on both sides of the ball. Derek Carr came out of his shell in the fourth quarter and overtime, making some clutch throws to players other than Darren Waller. On the other side, the Raiders defense was able to get constant pressure on Lamar Jackson. Maxx Crosby and Yannick Ngakoue turned out to be a force up front. Lamar got away on a few nice scrambles, but I don’t see Ben Roethlisberger doing that no matter how much he’s slimmed down. But, the Raiders pass rush still pales in comparison to the Steelers, and that is enough to carry them to a win at home here.
Prediction: Steelers win 17-13
 
Saints at Panthers:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Not a bad start to the Jameis Winston era in New Orleans. While Jameis usually like to rack up yards and interceptions, he seems to have changed his strategy to forgo both of those stats in favor of touchdowns. It just took lasik and some words of wisdom from his trainer to get him there. But maybe we shouldn’t shoehorn the Saints into a playoff spot just yet. This Panthers team is well-coached and the defense is looking nice, albeit against the Jets. While I don’t fully trust Jameis yet, he’s still more proven than Sam Darnold. And while I love Matt Rhule, I can’t say he’s a better coach than Sean Payton, so I’ve got to go with the Saints.
Prediction: Saints win 23-20
 
Broncos at Jaguars:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Broncos
So not the best start to life in the NFL for Urban Meyer or Trevor Lawrence. Lawrence had never lost a regular season game in high school or college, but the Tyrod Taylor-led Texans were just too much for him. Welcome to the NFL. He might be making up for lost time with this team around him, especially with the Broncos coming to town. This Broncos team is stacked, and if Teddy can just play as well as he did on Sunday, then they can make a playoff push.
Prediction: Broncos win 37-14
 
Vikings at Cardinals:
Jemp: Cardinals,  Reeb: Cardinals,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Cardinals
I’m a little surprised everyone is jumping off the Vikings so soon. Granted, the Cardinals couldn’t have asked for a better start to 2021. Kyler Murray looked like the MVP and Chandler Jones looked like the DPOY. Still, I can’t imagine they keep up this pace, and I still see some holes on their team. I think the Vikings just got off to a slow start. They had miscues in preseason and didn’t play many of their starters. They got their act together in the second half and probably would have won if not for a Dalvin Cook fumble. I think they bounce back this week.
Prediction: Vikings win 34-31
 
Falcons at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
I’m already tired of talking about the Falcons and it’s only week 2. I have nothing good to say about them. The defense is atrocious, the offensive line didn’t play well, and their passing game couldn’t even generate some garbage time production. Matt Ryan looks old and doesn’t have anyone to look to after Calvin Ridley. Maybe we inducted Kyle Pitts into the hall of fame too soon? Tom Brady might throw another four touchdowns in this game, or maybe more.
Prediction: Buccaneers win 38-10
 
Cowboys at Chargers:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Chargers,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
Now this should be a good game. I understand why people are leaning Cowboys after they gave the Bucs a run for their money on the national stage. Dak played great despite a few missed throws early. But as good as he was, Herbert was better. He didn’t impress on the box score and was buried in the CBS 1:00 slot, but if you watched the game, he was impeccable. Now behind a solidified offensive line, he could be in store for a huge year, and this Cowboys defense could be in trouble.
Prediction: Chargers win 38-31
 
Titans at Seahawks:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Seahawks
Pep is the only one who is sticking with the Titans. Apparently Todd Downing couldn’t quite live up to his predecessor’s genius strategy. Feed Derrick Henry, then play action over the top. The Seahawks defense has also stepped up its game. This pass rush got after Carson Wentz, and I don’t think it was a complete fluke. Taylor Lewan might try to redeem himself, but it won’t be as easy as you might think. But picking the Seahawks at home is always a pretty safe bet, especially with a full stadium again.
Prediction: Seahawks win 27-20
 
Chiefs at Ravens:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
I don’t know if this game can quite live up to Bears-Rams, but I guess it will do for Sunday Night Football. But let’s be real, no one here is picking against the Chiefs. I’m not that worried about the Ravens going forward, but they couldn’t even beat the Chiefs at their peak with Lamar in MVP form.
Prediction: Chiefs win 34-27
 
Lions at Packers:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
The strange part about this Monday Night matchup is that the Lions looked way better than the Packers last week. Things got off to a rough start for both teams, but at least the Lions were able to claw their way back into the game, even if it was a bit fluky. The Packers never made up any ground, it just seemed to keep getting worse. And I think most of us expected the 49ers to be much better than the Saints coming into the year, so it isn’t as if the Packers had the tougher opponent. And yet, I think all of us find it hard to believe that the Lions can topple the Packers. Although Jemp is a trooper and is sticking with his squad.
Prediction: Packers win 34-20

Alright we are back to square 1:
 
Reeb: 0-0
Alx: 0-0
Screw: 0-0
Pep: 0-0
Jemp: 0-0
 
It’s the start of a new year, and there is plenty to be excited about this NFL season. Fans are all fully back, and I’m sure there will be no COVID issues of any kind. Just ask Cole Beasley. Anyway, let’s get to fun stuff and pick some games!
 
Cowboys at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
Great way to get the season started. Let the defending Super Bowl champions rack up as many points as possible while still drawing a large crowd because the Cowboys are involved. The Cowboys are already a bit banged up on defense, and they were terrible to begin with, so this should go swimmingly for them. Hopefully, Dak and the offense can rack up some garbage time points like they did last year so everyone can continue to rave about the offense. Who cares if the Cowboys lose by 20 as long Dak puts up the fantasy points?
Prediction: Buccaneers win 42-24
 
Eagles at Falcons:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Falcons,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Falcons
I guess one of these teams has to win, right? Barring a tie of course. The Eagles are a mess right now. They are rolling with Jalen Hurts but seem to be expecting things to go sideways, with Minshew waiting in the wings. They are still strong on the line of scrimmage, but nowhere near the dominance of their Super Bowl team, and a less formidable surrounding cast as well. Not to mention a coaching staff that everyone has already doomed for failure. And yet, the Falcons aren’t any better off. Their defense is laughable at the moment, and their offense is basically just Calvin Ridley at this point. Plus HOF tight end, Kyle Pitts, so I don’t know why I’m even worried about them.
Prediction: Falcons win 27-24
 
Steelers at Bills:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Everyone was leaving the Steelers for dead early in the offseason, but now they are starting to look like the Steelers again. The offensive line is still a pretty big concern, but they look to be all set everywhere else, except maybe quarterback. But, if Big Ben doesn’t fall apart, and they can coach up this line, then this team doesn’t necessarily have to take a step back. But they got destroyed by the Bills last year before losing all these players, so I don’t expect much different this year.
Prediction: Bills win 28-17
 
Vikings at Bengals:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
Is Reeb actually optimistic about the Bengals this year? It warms my heart to know that Reeb has hope that will inevitably be crushed under the weight of the rest of the AFC North. I do like the direction the Bengals are heading, but the Vikings are by far the better team here. Their defense should be much improved, and their offense should be at least as good as it was last year. Let’s not forget this was a top 10 offense last year by most metrics (top 5 in yards and yards per play). A rejuvenated defense should immediately make this team a contender once again.
Prediction: Vikings win 34-20
 
49ers at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
The Lions are going to need to bite off a lot of kneecaps in order to win this one. Probably around 63. If they just bite one off from all 49ers active players, then I still think the niners run away with this one. Then again, if you’ve been as injury-plagued as San Fran over the past few years, you probably don’t want to see this Lions team in Week 1. They have nothing to lose and no conscience. The real win for the Lions this season will be to see any young talent break out. I hear they have some young corner who had promise.
Prediction: 49ers win 38-13
 
Cardinals at Titans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Titans
I feel like this is a matchup of overrated teams. Maybe people aren’t quite as high on the Cardinals as they were earlier in the year, but I still feel like they are a bit overrated. The Titans are thought to be an AFC contender after they got Julio Jones, but I’m not quite as sold on them. But don’t worry, I’m not sending them back to the status they had with Marcus Mariota, I just think they are a borderline playoff team that will be out in round 1 if they make it. The Cardinals are pretty much guaranteed to finish fourth in their own division, so I’ll still stick with the Titans.
Prediction: Titans win 27-24
 
Seahawks at Colts:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
I’m excited to see what the Colts can do. I know there are a lot of people down on the Colts this year, but I trust this coaching staff, and what I think is still a really good roster. The Seahawks will be good as always, and I certainly don’t blame the rest of the guys for taking them. However, I remember the Seahawks used to be infamous for losing early season road games against underrated teams, and this game checks all of those boxes. I think the Colts squeak out an early upset against Russ and company.
Prediction: Colts win 24-23
 
Chargers at Football Team:
Jemp: Football Team,  Reeb: Chargers,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Football Team
I can’t wait to watch the Football Team in action. Even if Curtis Samuel is banged up, I actually think there is some depth here at receiver finally. Cam Sims played great last year, I like Dyami Brown, and it seems like Adam Humphries has some chemistry with Fitzmagic. I like the Chargers going forward this year, but they are no match for the Football Team.
Prediction: Football Team wins 100-0
 
Jets at Panthers:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Panthers,  Screw: Jets
I can’t believe they didn’t put the Sam Darnold revenge game in primetime. And more importantly the Robby Anderson revenge game. This unstoppable connection is now moving to Carolina. I say that sardonically, but it might be true this game, because the Jets defense is just abysmal. It’s hard to even make fun of them, because I haven’t even heard of half of their starters. The only way the Jets are going to win any games this season is if they can plain outscore people. And for the first time in my lifetime, I wouldn’t put it past this quarterback. I am so excited to see what Zach Wilson can do. I don’t expect many wins with this defense, but I think this game is winnable for him.
Prediction: Jets win 38-34
 
Jaguars at Texans:
Jemp: Jaguars,  Reeb: Texans,  Pep: Jaguars,  Screw: Jaguars
I don’t think there has ever been less hype for a number 1 overall pick’s first start, at least among quarterbacks. Especially one that is deemed the best prospect in nearly a decade. But that’s where we are with the Jaguars. On the other hand, I think the Texans have actually been underrated. And by underrated, I don’t mean good. However, I think this is a team and coaching staff that is going to come out of the gate on fire for all the offseason criticism they’ve received. This is a team full of capable starters, who should all feel they have something to prove.
Prediction: Texans win 23-17
 
Browns at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
I like the Browns this week. Oh no, not to win, but they can play well and put up some points. We know the Browns are a good team, they gave the Chiefs a run for their money in the playoffs. Of course, that was with Mahomes out of the game. I expect Mahomes to play the entire game this time around, so I’ll stick with the Chiefs. But, if the Browns want a chance, then Myles Garrett and Jadeveon Clowney better get some pressure against this rebuilt Chiefs offensive line.
Prediction: Chiefs win 34-31
 
Dolphins at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
What is with the disrespect for the Dolphins? This was a 10-6 team last year that just narrowly missed the playoffs. They were far better than the Patriots last year. Sure, Tua hasn’t proven that he’s a great quarterback yet, but neither has Mac Jones, a less accomplished college quarterback who sat behind Tua. The Dolphins have added more offensive weapons than the Patriots this offseason and were the better defense last year. That all being said, I’m also taking the Pats.
Prediction: Patriots win 20-17
 
Packers at Saints:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
No one believes in Jameis? Alright, I won’t even pretend here. I think the Saints might still be able to avoid a disastrous season, but there is no way they are beating the Packers with everything they’ve lost this offseason. The Pack have one more shot with Aaron Rodgers and Davante Adams, if their “Last Dance” post is any indication. Of course Jordan and Pippen won 5 rings before their “Last Dance”, and Rodgers just has 1 ring and Adams has none, but sure, accurate comparison.
Prediction: Packers win 31-21
 
Broncos at Giants:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Broncos
Remember when the Giants landed Kenny Golladay in free agency and things were looking up for them? Good times. Now Golladay is banged up and they are left with Daniel Jones having to play behind the worst offensive line in football. On the other hand, the Broncos have filled pretty much every hole they had, except for the biggest one. Teddy two-gloves is the only thing standing between this team and being a true contender. If he can just play well enough, this is going to be a tough team to get past. And if he doesn’t, then they should still beat the Giants.
Prediction: Broncos win 27-10
 
Bears at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
So we have Seahawks-Colts, Steelers-Bills, and Browns-Chiefs this week, and yet, the Sunday Night matchup is Bears-Rams? Even when these teams were good this matchup was a snoozefest. I guess the NFL just wants to put Andy Dalton in primetime against last year’s best defense to try to get Justin Fields in as soon as possible. That is legitimately the only explanation I have for this being Sunday Night Football.
Prediction: Rams win 31-14
 
Ravens at Raiders:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
Thank god we are getting rid of the Monday Night double header. I don’t like staying up until 2 am to watch the Chargers and Raiders play, but I always feel like I have to in week 1. Now we just have one Monday Night Football game, but two broadcasts. I’ll probably start on the Manning broadcast and then change over depending on how insufferable it is. Then I’ll probably switch back after listening to ESPN for a while. I will say that this feels like a game the Raiders could somehow steal. They always come out of the gate strong under Jon Gruden, and some weird Monday Night Football shenanigans could ensue for them to steal this. But the Ravens are clearly the better team and I’m sticking with them.
Prediction: Ravens win 27-24

Let’s look at the irrelevant standings:
 
Reeb: 196-84
Alx: 178-102
Screw: 178-102
Pep: 176-104
Jemp: 165-115
 
Well, I might be bed-ridden with COVID, but that isn’t stopping me from cranking out the last pick’em. Fortunately, there is only one game to write about, so let’s pick Super Bowl LV.
 
Chiefs at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Redskins,  Screw: Chiefs
Good call by Pep to go with the former team from Washington. It’s a bit of a dark horse pick, but he needs that to get back into the running. Anyway, the big story here is the quarterback matchup. Blaine Gabbert vs. Chad Henne revives an old QB competition in Jacksonville. But almost as important is the matchup between Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes. The GOAT vs. the person who feels like the inevitable GOAT when he’s all done. However, if Tom Brady wants to keep him at bay, a win here would go a long way. 7-1 in rings feels a lot different than 6-2, especially with the Chiefs starting a dynasty with no end in sight. However, if they lose, they prove they are beatable, and maybe they won’t be the Super Bowl favorite every year Mahomes and Andy Reid are together. But, right now, I can’t pick against them. But of course, if there is anyone who can beat the odds, it’s the signal caller on the other side.
Prediction: Chiefs win 27-24

Let’s not take a look at the standings because that’s not important, what’s important is that we had fun!
 
Alright fine, here they are
 
Reeb: 194-82
Screw: 178-98
Pep: 176-100
Alx: 174-102
Jemp: 161-115
 
Well I went for broke and it didn’t pan out. There is always next year. But still some fun games to talk about, so let’s pick some games.
 
Buccaneers at Packers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
Brady vs. Rodgers for the first time in the playoffs. Brady might not be quite at his peak anymore, but he can still hold his own, especially with all the weapons he has. Can’t go wrong throwing to Scotty Miller and Cameron Brate. However, it’s Rodgers who is about to win his 3rd MVP trophy. He might not have as many great receiving options as Brady, but nobody is better protected than him, and Matt Lafleur’s offensive scheme has proven to be pretty good. You can’t just say he only got the job because he once talked to Sean McVay. Zac Taylor on the other hand… Sorry, cheap shot at the Bengals, out of character for me. Anyway, while the Packers have been the better team on balance, I don’t like to bet against Tom Brady in the playoffs. Even at 43 years old.
Prediction: Bucs win 34-31
 
Bills at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
I’m not sure if it’s a good or a bad sign for the Bills that their offense hasn’t gotten going in the playoffs. On the one hand, the fact that they have won despite a lackluster showing from one of the best passing offenses of 2020 bodes well for the rest of the team. However, Josh Allen doesn’t exactly have a track record of playoff success, so the assumption that their offense will return to the heights it reached in the regular season might be faulty. And then we have the Chiefs, who have basically done the reverse of the Bills. While their offense wasn’t quite the juggernaut we expected during the regular season, they looked unstoppable against the Browns, at least before Patrick Mahomes went down. Bills fans were probably cheering harder for the Browns than Cleveland fans at that point. It was the one chance to eliminate the Chiefs, and they blew it. I don’t think there is any way Patrick Mahomes misses this game, so I’ll stick with the Chiefs.
Prediction: Chiefs win 31-27

​Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Reeb: 186-82
Alx: 174-94
Screw: 172-96
Pep: 170-98
Jemp: 161-107
 
Well I moved into second place. I’m still 12 points behind Reeb with 14 points to go, but basically I just need Reeb to choke and miss every pick, so I like my chances. Let’s pick some games.
 
Rams at Packers:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
Totally believe in the Rams here, it isn’t as if this is just some desperate attempt to catch Reeb in the standings. I guess I’ll probably need to pick the Rams to win the Super Bowl for that to happen, but let’s just take this one game at a time. Let’s first talk ourselves into how Jared Goff can beat Aaron Rodgers. Well, for one, they have one of the best run schemes in the league, up against one of the worst run defenses in the NFL. Secondly, they have the best defense in the NFL, and can have Jalen Ramsey contain Davante Adams, while a hopefully healthy Aaron Donald can get pressure on a usually comfortable Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers has been the most well-protected quarterback around, but Donald and company have the ability to change all that, especially with no David Bakhtiari. Yes, it wasn’t much of an issue against the Bears, but maybe the Rams could do it.
Prediction: Rams win 20-17
 
Ravens at Bills:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Alright, this one I feel a little better about. Granted, the Bills are the better team right now, but the Ravens are not far behind. They have the better defense and their running game still looks unstoppable. The Bills might be more explosive, but the Ravens can control the tempo like they did last week, and like the Colts did last week, who were not far off from taking down this Bills team. The Ravens can use a similar formula and win this one, so go do it for the sake of my pick’em.
Prediction: Ravens win 34-31
 
Browns at Chiefs:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Browns,  Screw: Chiefs
Uhh, well here I’m feeling a bit queasy with my forced pick of Cleveland. But let’s compose ourselves. The Chiefs have been playing close games since October, and the Browns have the running attack to close out games as well as anyone. So, maybe the Chiefs stumble? They have been off for three weeks, or at least their star players have. A slow start could mean this Browns team is able to get off to a hot start just like last week, and manage to hold on. Granted, they tend to let teams start to come back, like they did against the Steelers, and the Titans, and the Cowboys. But, they ultimately won all those game, so why would you expect Patrick Mahomes to be any different?
Prediction: Browns win 38-35
 
Buccaneers at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Saints
The Bucs have been red-hot lately and the Saints have just been skating by, which is probably why there are a lot of people on the Tampa train. However, this was also true when the Bucs played the Saints last time. And the Saints absolutely stomped them. I don’t see why this should be any different. Okay, maybe I do, but I just don’t want to admit it to myself because I have to take the Saints. Still, the Saints are as talented as anyone, and even without a full crowd, it’s hard to win in the superdome. So I don’t feel bad about taking the Saints here.
Prediction: Saints win 31-28
 

Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Reeb: 178-78
Screw: 168-88
Alx: 164-92
Pep: 162-94
Jemp: 157-99
 
Everyone ready for the very first Super Wild Card Weekend? Quality name right there, because we can’t keep it as Wild Card Weekendnow that there are an extra two games. But the extra games are pretty necessary if any of us wants a chance to catch Reeb, so I say bring on the extra football. Double points for the playoffs, so let’s pick some games.
 
Colts at Bills:
Jemp: Colts,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Remember a year ago when Josh Allen completely blew the Bills chances in their playoff game? Now he is a legitimate MVP candidate and he is leading the hottest offense in the NFL. We don’t even see the classic Josh Allen follies we saw even at the beginning of this year. But it is still a tough road ahead for the Bills, starting with this matchup against the Colts. They still have a stingy defense and Jonathan Taylor has brought this offense to new heights. The passing game has remained pretty steady all season, but even it has peaked with TY Hilton coming back to life. I expect Rivers and company to give the Bills a run for their money, but I can’t pick against Buffalo right now.
Prediction: Bills win 38-30
 
Rams at Seahawks:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
Here is where I have to just try to pick against Reeb in the hopes of catching up. Russell Wilson is no match for the likes of John Wolford right? Jared Goff could return, but does it really matter for the Rams offense? They try to hide and protect their quarterback as much as possible anyway, with Sean McVay as the brains of the operation. Pair that with the best defense in the NFL, and they have a winning formula. They have bottled up the Seahawks offense in both their matchups this year, so if they can just get a little bit from whoever is playing quarterback, they might be able to pull this off.
Prediction: Rams win 20-17
 
Buccaneers at Football Team:
Jemp: Football Team,  Reeb: Bucs,  Pep: Football Team,  Screw: Football Team
So… Reeb is lone-wolfing the Bucs. Bold choice to pick the away team in this matchup, especially against the Football Team. Tom Brady might be the GOAT, but how can he withstand the onslaught of two quarterbacks? Especially when they are Alex Smith and Taylor Heinicke. He doesn’t even have Mike Evans to back him up, so this one is easy.
Prediction: Football Team wins 100-0
 
Ravens at Titans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Titans
Here is the big rematch. Everyone remembers Derrick Henry running over that Ravens defense, but it was the Titans defense that won them that game. This year, the Titans defense can’t contain anyone, especially a Ravens team that has regained their rushing prowess. Derrick Henry might be a tank, but the Ravens have numerous war vehicles that can gash you from any angle. Ryan Tannehill and that Titans offense is capable of keeping up, but ultimately, I trust the Ravens more.
Prediction: Ravens win 34-31
 
Bears at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
I could have a gun to my head here and I still wouldn’t take the Bears. Granted, Mitch has made them much more watchable, and the Saints do tend to have some heartbreakers in the playoffs, but this isn’t one of them. They’ve been better under Mitch, but their successes have come against some pretty bad teams. They couldn’t even beat the Lions and we’ve seen the Lions play this year. The Saints still have 3 quarterbacks that I’d take over any of the Bears QBs, so I’m taking the Saints.
Prediction: Saints win 27-10
 
Browns at Steelers:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Browns,  Screw: Steelers
Alright, I get it, the Browns are without their coach, but when has coaching ever proved to be an issue for the Browns. Just because half their coaching staff and several starters have COVID doesn’t mean they don’t have a chance in this one. Just let Baker freeball it and what could go wrong? Not to mention they haven’t had any practice this week. But, this is exactly the type of game the Steelers lose. When everything is stacked in their favor, but the other team has enough talent to hang with them, the Steelers love to make it way closer than it should be.
Prediction: Browns win 27-24
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