Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 164-108
Jemp: 163-109
Reeb: 160-112
Alx: 154-118
Screw: 154-118
 
Well, there goes my chance at winning. I pretty much figured I was dead in the water, but I started to feel some hope with the Texans up 24-0. Eh, at least now I just get to pick who I really believe in and enjoy some football, so let’s pick some games.
 
Titans at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Chiefs
Perfect, we get a rematch of the classic playoff matchup two years ago between Alex Smith and Marcus Mariota. Only this time, there is a trip to the Super Bowl on the line. Patrick Mahomes is looking to take over for Tom Brady as the yearly AFC representative in the championship game. He is 2/2 so far, and I like his chances to get to his first Super Bowl. Sure, the Titans might be able to run the ball down the Chiefs throat, but they just don’t have the firepower to keep up with the Chiefs offense. However, the good news is that their defense has made serious strides since Adoree Jackson has returned, as he’s playing at a pro bowl level. But I’m still sticking with Pat Mahomes and Andy Reid to win this one. Looking forward to Troy Aikman calling the Super Bowl with Mahomes in it, and all the tweets he’s going to get if the Chiefs win.
Prediction:  Chiefs win 31-24

Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 160-104
Jemp: 157-107
Reeb: 156-108
Alx: 152-112
Screw: 150-114
 
I was feeling so good after the Saturday games, and then Josh McCown had to ruin my picks on Sunday, but I still came a little closer to the top. Sure, it may look like a three man race at this point, but I haven’t given up just yet, so let’s pick some games.
 
Vikings at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
Damn it Pep, I so wanted to go with Kirk and the Vikings in this one, but this is too good a chance to gain some ground against Pep. He might be saving me from myself anyway, as while I think there is not a huge gap between these teams, the biggest mismatch comes from the 49ers d-line vs the Vikings o-line. And while the offensive schemes are similar, Kyle Shanahan does a better job of creating open receivers for his quarterback. The flip side is that the Vikings defense had probably their best game of the season last week, and while I think Jimmy G has had a great season, I’m taking Kirk over him every day of the week.. well except maybe Monday Night. However, I’m forced into taking the niners at home.
Prediction:  49ers win 27-24
 
Titans at Ravens:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
This is a perfect opportunity to rise in the rankings with everyone picking the Ravens against a hot Titans team. Derrick Henry should pound this Ravens defense en route to maybe a 17 point effort from the offense this week! Okay, that’s probably not fair as the Titans offense has been one of the best in the league over the second half of the season. The problem is that even during the Titans hot streak, I don’t know that their best game beats the Ravens worst game during that same stretch. Again, this is nothing against the Titans, but just proves how dominant the Ravens have been, and I can’t see this Titans defense slowing them down. And while Ryan Tannehill will surely be more productive than last week, I can’t see him being able to keep up against a Ravens secondary that is nearly as good as the one he played last week.
Prediction:  Ravens win 34-20
 
Texans at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
Now this is more like it. I did pick the Chiefs to go to the Super Bowl at the beginning of the year, and loved that prediction going into the playoffs, but the prospect of lone wolfing Deshaun Watson is too juicy to pass up. I understand why everyone is taking the Chiefs, as I think they are as talented as anyone, and the Texans could lay an egg on any given week. However, they now have Will Fuller and JJ Watt back, and sure, maybe they won’t be fully healthy, as I’m guessing no one other than maybe their doctors really knows. But they also might be healthy enough to make some game-changing plays, and the man playing quarterback surely will. I don’t disagree that the Chiefs should be the favorite, but you can never count out Deshaun Watson.
Prediction:  Texans win 34-33
 
Seahawks at Packers:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
I feel as if Russell Wilson vs. Aaron Rodgers has become the NFC’s lesser version of Brady vs. Manning. While the Seahawks and Packers aren’t always the two best teams in the conference (this year being case and point), they are always in the mix. Wilson is playing the part of Tom Brady, as he started out beating Rodgers every time, including when the stakes were highest. But then, the more statistically prolific quarterback began to win against the Hawks in the regular season. However, just like Brady, Russ has caught up to his rival in the stats department, and now you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who would disagree he’s been the better quarterback all season. I talk about all of this because these teams are both very underwhelming, and the Packers should have the edge because at least they are healthy and they are at home. However, if it comes down to the wire, there is no doubt who I trust to get it done, and this time he doesn’t wear number 12.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 20-17

Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 158-98
Jemp: 155-101
Reeb: 152-104
Alx: 148-108
Screw: 144-112
 
Alright, I made up a little ground last week, and now we enter playoff time where games count double, so I have a chance to make up some ground. Theoretically these should all be tight games as well, since we are narrowing down the pool of teams. Anyway, it’s time for the playoffs, so let’s pick some games.
 
Bills at Texans:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Texans,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Texans
I didn’t learn much from these two teams last week other than they both will probably lose if their starting quarterback goes down. It’s no surprise that the rest of the staff is split on this, as the Bills have been the more consistent team all year, while the Texans have proven they are far more dangerous when at their best. The Texans have defeated the Titans, Patriots, and Chiefs, while the Bills haven’t beaten any playoff teams. For all you fact checkers, I consider the Marcus Mariota Titans to be a different team than the current Titans. The only problem is that Will Fuller is not expected to play, and he is so important for that Texans offense. However, I still believe the Texans are the better team, and they will take care of the Bills at home.
Prediction:  Texans win 27-20
 
Titans at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Titans
I never would have expected to struggle with picking the Patriots in a home playoff game, especially a wild card game against the Titans of all teams, but this is where we are with the Pats. This game will come down to whether or not the Patriots defense can shut down Ryan Tannehill, which is no easy task. If you hadn’t watched this season you would think that statement was sarcastic, but Tannehill has been one of the best quarterbacks in the league over the second half of the year, blowing the other quarterback in this game out of the water. The Titans defense might be pretty soft, but the Patriots offense is heavily reliant on trick plays, which makes you wonder why other teams don’t pull those out more often. However, the arsenal of weapons on the Pats still hasn’t come together. Other than Julian Edelman and James White, I don’t think anyone on the Patriots has caught more Tom Brady touchdown passes than the opposing head coach. I stuck with the Patriots last year, but I think I’m finally moving off of them and picking the Titans to upset them.
Prediction:  Titans win 27-20
 
Vikings at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Can Kirk Cousins pull some Case Keenum type magic in this spot? I would love to say yes, and my pick here certainly has nothing to do with Kirk Cousins, but I think the Saints are the best team in the NFC right now, and I can’t pick them to lose at home. However, if Adam Thielen and Dalvin Cook show up healthy for this game, I could see the Vikings keeping up with the Saints in a shootout. But, I don’t know if they will be fully healthy, and without them, I can’t see the Vikings put up enough points to beat the rolling Saints, who were robbed of a first-round bye.
Prediction:  Saints win 38-31
 
Seahawks at Eagles:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
Here is my shot at a lone wolf. I know we all expected the team that came out of the NFC East to be steamrolled in round one, but the NFL is a wild place. These two teams both have so many injuries to their offense, but the key difference is that the Seahawks have just suffered the injuries late in the year, while the Eagles were figuring out how to overcome them. Combine that with the fact that the Eagles are at home, and I see a Philly upset coming. Of course, this runs the risk that Russell Wilson will make me look foolish, but since I need to come back in the standings, I don’t feel too bad about this pick.
Prediction:  Eagles win 20-17

Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 148-92
Jemp: 147-93
Reeb: 144-96
Alx: 136-104
Screw: 136-104
 
Pep here for my once a year pickem article. I’ve been leading all season because I made the wise decision to pick against the Redskins most of the time. So let’s get after it.
 
Falcons at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Falcons,  Alx: Falcons,  Screw: Falcons
The Falcons have won 5 of their last 7 games, but that’s not the true storyline here. With 2 more interceptions Jameis Winston would become the first quarterback in NFL history to throw for 30 touchdowns and interceptions in a single season. Look for him to accomplish that in the first 5 minutes of the game, and then turn this into a shootout with his trusty receivers Breshad Perriman and Justin Watson. Not only will he make history, he’s reportedly seeking a deal worth $30 million a year. Get in line behind Dak, Jameis.
 
I still like the Falcons in this one.
Prediction:  Falcons win 38-31
 
Dolphins at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Alx: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
Here I am in week 17 about to praise the Dolphins for rising up and not only not being 0-15, but also winning 4 games. Ryan Fitzpatrick and Devante Parker have developed a strong relationship and made for some good fantasy days. Well it was fun while it lasted because he’ll be covered by the leading candidate for DPOY, Stephon Gillmore. The Patriots need to answer some questions of their own here, too: Can Tom Brady have a decent passing day against the league’s worst passing defense? Is Sony Michel about to heat up for a playoff run like last year or will Rex Burkhead continue his random roll of hawking touchdowns from everybody? We shall see.
Prediction:  Patriots win 28-17
 
Bears at Vikings:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Vikings,  Alx: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
Congratulations to Kirk and the Vikings for clinching that ever so elusive playoff spot. They can rest Dalvin Cook for a little longer and get him back for a tough NFC playoff run. The Bears have been a streaky team all season, but last week against the Chiefs was flat out awful. Maybe if Mitch Trubisky passes for over 200 yards he can win this fanbase back over.
Prediction:  Vikings win 22-6
 
Chargers at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Alx: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
With all due respect, the Chargers have had some poor luck when it comes to divisional games. I don’t even know if this one will get competitive, but if it does the Chargers will find a way to break your heart. I’m proud of my colleagues for making the right pick here. We all like Philip Rivers, but this is not going to be his day. But hey, maybe Austin Ekeler can have a big day and make his dynasty owners (me) proud.
Prediction: Chiefs win 24-17
 
Packers at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Packers,  Alx: Packers,  Screw: Packers
I think it’s time to shut down David Blough for the season and give Logan Thomas one more shot at QB. Maybe even try a fake field goal passing play. Pencil those ideas in, coach Patricia.
Prediction:  Packers win 21-7
 
Browns at Bengals:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Bengals,  Alx: Bengals,  Screw: Browns
This might be one of the toughest games to pick this week. I have no idea what Browns team will show up, or how many penalties they’ll commit this game. Will Odell get the ball more or Jarvis Landry? Are we going to ignore the fact that Nick Chubb, despite all of the dysfunction, will finish this season with over 1500 rushing yards? Yes. Yes we will.
 
Then on the other side of the ball Andy Dalton is coming off a game where he threw for 396 yards and 4 touchdowns. Last time these teams met Joe Mixon rushed for 146 yards and a touchdown. Let’s see which family member Freddie Kitchens blames for this loss.
Prediction:  Bengals win 23-15
 
Saints at Panthers:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Alx: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Should the Panthers even bother showing up to this one?
Prediction:  Saints win 43-9
 
Jets at Bills:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Alx: Jets,  Screw: Bills
Give credit to the Bills who made the race for the AFC East title dangerously close. I like this team down the stretch and Josh Allen’s deep ball is no joke. Adam Gase’s ego is hurt beyond repair and he’ll certainly take to Twitter on his burner account after the Jets lose this one.
Prediction:  Bills win 34-17
 
Cardinals at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Alx: Rams,  Screw: Cardinals
Things may have looked grim early in the season but this Cardinals team is an exploding star on the brink of an offensive supernova. Or maybe Kenyan Drake is having some unprecedented performances. Either way, Cardinals fans certainly have something to look forward to regardless of the outcome of this game. Last time these teams played Jared Goff looked like an actual quarterback and their passing game looked impressive. One question always looms over this team: Will the good Rams or bad Rams show up? If Arizona doesn’t get pressure on Goff then the Rams will take this one.
Prediction:  Rams win 31-19
 
Raiders at Broncos:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Raiders,  Alx: Broncos,  Screw: Broncos
So we’ve watched the Raiders get absolutely demolished quite a bit and then they come along and squeak one out. These AFC West games have been incredibly tough to pick unless we’re talking about the Chiefs, so I’m just going to make a bold prediction that Philip Lindsay has a career day and Drew Lock ends the season on a high note. Sorry Jon.
Prediction:  Broncos win 16-13
 
Eagles at Giants:
Jemp: Giants,  Reeb: Eagles,  Alx: Eagles,  Screw: Eagles
The Eagles defense balled out last week and seemingly put a nail in the coffin of Jason Garrett, who’s Cowboys couldn’t get anything going whatsoever. All they have to do is beat the Giants, who’s rookie quarterback is coming off a 5 touchdown performance. What in the world could possibly go wrong for the Eagles? I mean, there’s a division title to win here!
Prediction:  Giants win 19-18
 
Colts at Jaguars:
Jemp: Colts,  Reeb: Colts,  Alx: Colts,  Screw: Colts
The Jaguars have only been able to beat the Raiders as of recently. Minshew mania no longer exists, and this is a team scarred and bitter from the reign of Tom Coughlin and his fines.
Prediction:  Colts win 20-3
 
Titans at Texans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Texans,  Alx: Titans,  Screw: Texans
Ryan Tannehill has been absolutely lights out lately and he almost pulled one out against the Texans a couple weeks ago. If Derrick Henry can get rolling this time around (held to 86 yards in their last matchup) then the Titans are in control to take a wild card spot for yet another season.
Prediction:  Titans win 35-27
 
Redskins at Cowboys:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Redskins,  Alx: Redskins,  Screw: Cowboys
Remember when I said that the Eagles put what seems like the umpteenth nail in the coffin of Jason Garrett? Well, they did, but Jason Garrett has the life force of the bad guy in a scary movie that just keeps coming back no matter how many times you put him away, and while it pains me to say this I think the Cowboys will win this division at 8-8. Yes, 8-8.
Prediction:  Cowboys win 23-12
 
Steelers at Ravens:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Steelers,  Alx: Ravens,  Screw: Steelers
Welcome back RG3! Must be nice to get a start for a 13-2 team with a strong roster all around. Sure, a few guys are sitting this one out but the Steelers just lost to the Jets in a must win game. Will this Ravens offense look much different with RG3 under center?
 
Wish I could tell you, but Dan Fouts is commentating this one so I guess I’ll just read about it after the game.
Prediction:  Ravens win 14-13
 
49ers at Seahawks:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Alx: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
What a great game to end week 17 on. The Seahawks can take the division with a win but the 49ers have been crushing some of the NFC’s best opponents as of late (forget the Falcons game). While the 49ers are the better team right now I just can’t pick against the Seahawks in primetime.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 38-35
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 138-86
Jemp: 136-88
Reeb: 133-91
Alx: 126-98
Screw: 125-99
 
Nice, I’m up into fourth place, even though I’m still way behind Pep. Maybe this is the week I catch up, as the matchups aren’t particularly interesting this week, but I have a few fantasy championships on the line. Anyway, let’s pick some games.
 
Texans at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Texans,  Reeb: Texans,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Texans
No better way to start the week than with a Vernon Hargreaves revenge game. He does have the tough task of trying to cover Breshad Perriman, but chances are that Jameis will give him a chance for an interception or two. Call it an early Christmas present from his former teammate. Expect Hargreaves to return the favor by giving up a TD pass or two, as Jameis is somehow keeping his career in Tampa alive with his play down the stretch. You might scoff, but you can’t deny the production of the offense, especially if he continues to do it without his two stud receivers. However, I trust Deshaun Watson and company more, so I’m sticking with the Texans.
Prediction:  Texans win 31-24
 
Bills at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
When I picked this game back in week 4, I said it was easy because the defenses were even, but the Patriots offense was far better than Bills offense. Now the Bills might actually have the better offense. Tom Brady is clearly no longer an elite quarterback, and yet, he is far from their biggest problem. In fact, he is still probably their greatest offensive asset, which is more a detriment to the rest of their offense than it is a compliment to him. However, I don’t feel a whole lot better about the Bills offense, and I wouldn’t dare pick against the Patriots at home. Maybe they scheme up a few trick plays to scare up enough points to win a defensive battle.
Prediction:  Patriots win 17-10
 
Rams at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
Not a bad slate of Saturday games, although this matchup would have looked a lot juicier if the Rams hadn’t laid an egg last week. Now the Rams are just about out of the playoff mix, and the 49ers already got their trap game out of the way. The Rams need to regroup and figure out a plan for the future, and the 49ers are still fighting for the 1 seed, which they should get. They will rebound nicely this week.
Prediction:  49ers win 20-10
 
Bengals at Dolphins:
Jemp: Dolphins,  Reeb: Bengals,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Dolphins
I’m surprised at all the Dolphins love after they got their clocks cleaned by the Giants last week. It’s rare that Reeb is the only one to believe in the Bengals by December after having his hopes shattered in the early part of the season. However, this Bengals team is peaking right now. Sure, that isn’t saying a whole lot considering how abysmal the rest of the year was, but they are a much better team than the Dolphins right now. Fitzmagic will certainly give them a run for their money, but I’m taking the Bengals on the road.
Prediction:  Bengals win 24-21
 
Steelers at Jets:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
Looks like Steelers fans stopped quacking after last week. Sorry, you had to let me get one duck joke in, no matter how lazy it was. Fortunately their matchup isn’t nearly as tough this week, but Lev Bell might have some extra motivation here. I certainly wouldn’t count out the Jets here despite getting obliterated by Lamar Jackson last week. Fortunately Duck isn’t quite on Lamar’s level, so I don’t think there will be as much pressure on Darnold. Mental Pressure I mean, because TJ Watt is on the other side to bring the physical pressure. However, I think the Jets offense can make enough plays to outlast the Steelers.
Prediction:  Jets win 17-13
 
Giants at Redskins:
Jemp: Giants,  Reeb: Redskins,  Pep: Redskins,  Screw: Giants
Eli did a nice job of getting his regular season record back to .500, but the Giants are doing him a favor and putting Daniel Jones back in for this one. They don’t want to send Eli out against the Redskins
Prediction:  Redskins win 200-0
 
Panthers at Colts:
Jemp: Colts,  Reeb: Colts,  Pep: Colts,  Screw: Colts
So I guess it’s time to get a look at Will Grier. I’m sure he won’t be worse than Kyle Allen, right? Sure, he was terrible in the preseason, and the rest of the team is already making summer plans, but at least he has Perry Fewell to coach him up. What am I saying? I need to play Colts defense in my fantasy championship against our unpaid intern. They can help me overcome the loss of Chris Godwin and Josh Jacobs.
Prediction:  Colts win 23-10
 
Ravens at Browns:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
The Browns are somehow still in playoff contention despite their continued downward spiral. All they need is for the Titans to lose to the Saints and Texans, and the Steelers to lose to the Ravens and Jets. Since I just predicted the Steelers to lose to the Jets, the rest is all very possible. Unfortunately, the Browns would also need to win this game, which seems pretty unlikely at this point, as the Ravens can clinch the 1 seed with a win. I’m not even convinced the Browns will beat the Bengals next week, so I’m certainly not picking them here.
Prediction:  Ravens win 34-17
 
Jaguars at Falcons:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Falcons,  Pep: Falcons,  Screw: Falcons
How about this NFC South late-season surge? Well, not so much by the Panthers, but the Falcons and Bucs are heating up. None of it really matters, other than perhaps giving Dan Quinn another year if he’s lucky. I guess that’s kind of important to him, but I certainly couldn’t care less. They should continue their winning streak this week against the lowly Jags, who managed to salvage a little leftover Minshew magic to scrounge up a win against the Raiders. That should just about put a wrap on their season.
Prediction:  Falcons win 34-13
 
Saints at Titans:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
No one is taking the Titans at home? A loss to the Texans doesn’t really make me feel any worse about this Titans team, but they are playing the Saints at the wrong time. Drew Brees has been absolutely on fire lately, and if Brady throws a few touchdowns against the Bills (which might seem unlikely at this point), he can break the NFL Touchdown record once again. Then again, on narrative street #2, we have Drew Brees playing on the road, outdoors, in December. That’s the recipe for a letdown game, but I still trust the Saints to get it done.
Prediction:  Saints win 27-24
 
Raiders at Chargers:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Raiders,  Screw: Raiders
What is going on with these picks? Has anybody watched the Raiders recently? For all your sakes, I hope not, but still, just look at the scoreboard. They had lost their last 3 games by an average of 28 points going into the Jaguars game. Then they lost to the Jaguars, which is even more embarrassing. They might as well pack up and go to Vegas right now. The Chargers couldn’t possibly lose to this squad, right?
Prediction:  Chargers win 38-7
 
Lions at Broncos:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Broncos,  Screw: Broncos
I think David Blough should have just retired after the first quarter of that Thanksgiving Day game. He could have gone out on top. Instead, he has to finish out the season for the Lions, and the Broncos might have a few players motivated after being snubbed from the pro bowl. Courtland Sutton, Justin Simmons, and Alexander Johnson were somehow left off the roster while Jarvis Landry, Earl Thomas, and Donta Hightower all somehow made it over them. I know none of us really care about pro bowl voting, but this is a nice little vacation and a bonus for players, so you had better believe they care.
Prediction:  Broncos win 31-10
 
Cardinals at Seahawks:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
Jeez, I guess Kenyan Drake really wanted his first win. David Johnson is now an afterthought in the Cardinals backfield, and the Cardinals don’t seem to mind one bit. Offensive rookie of the year is a tight race this year, and Kyler could make a big push with a win in Seattle. I don’t quite see that happening though. The Seahawks haven’t been all that impressive recently, but I’m not all that worried about them beating the Cardinals.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 35-27
 
Cowboys at Eagles:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
Congratulations Cowboys fans, you had an impressive win, and it was the first time that they dominated with their running game. That is probably the more sustainable option for the Cowboys to win, so maybe they are really turning a corner. My guess is that they will eventually disappoint once again, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was this week, but the Eagles just don’t have the firepower on offense or defense to keep up with the Cowboys if they play at their best. I have to take the Cowboys on the road.
Prediction:  Cowboys win 27-17
 
Chiefs at Bears:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
The Bears get a good look at one of the quarterbacks they could have chosen over Mitch Trubisky. They could have had Patrick Mahomes, or Deshaun Watson, or hell, they might even take Chad Kelly at this point. Sure, Mitch has had some productive moments, but as the guy who loned wolf the Bears last week, I never felt any sort of hope that Mitch might go down the field and tie the game. This week I expect he won’t even be close enough to let the few remaining Trubisky hopefuls down.
Prediction:  Chiefs win 27-13
 
Packers at Vikings:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Vikings
Unless you are a hardcore believer that Kirk Cousins chokes on Monday Night Football, I don’t see any reason anyone would pick the Packers this week. The Vikings are undefeated at home, and the Packers are the most underwhelming 11-3 team that I can remember. I don’t care if Dalvin Cook is out and Adam Thielen is less than 100%, the Vikings are the better team here, and I really can’t imagine them losing unless Aaron Rodgers suddenly gets hot like he was for like three games this year.
Prediction:  Vikings win 34-21
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 127-81
Reeb: 125-83
Jemp: 125-83
Screw: 117-91
Alx: 116-92
 
Reeb falls a little bit, but not a whole lot else changed in the standings. We’re in the home stretch, making our way towards the playoffs, so let’s pick some games.
 
Jets at Ravens:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
A perfect way to end Thursday Night Football for 2019. NFL Network couldn’t even pay a Jets fan to talk trash to a Ravens fan, because even the most optimistic Jets fan knows they are losing this one by double digits. Granted, the Ravens have at least calmed down a little on offense, but that was against two defenses that are a lot better than the Jets. Maybe they don’t go back to putting up 40 here, but they have enough firepower to win this easily.
Prediction:  Ravens win 30-13
 
Patriots at Bengals:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
The Patriots have struggled as of late, but now they are onto Cincinnati. I would have expected the Bengals to win this game, but now that I know the Patriots have all their complex signals, the Patriots have what they need to win. Granted, the Patriots offense is a huge concern. Tom Brady is no longer a top-5 quarterback, and yet he’s the best part about this offense. The Bengals defense might actually give them some problems, but I don’t think that Andy Dalton will be able to put much pressure on them with their defense.
Prediction:  Patriots win 17-10
 
Buccaneers at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Lions,  Pep: Bucs,  Screw: Bucs
Is Jameis coming up on Brett Favre’s career interception record yet? It sure feels like it, as he has yet another multi-interception game, but then 450 yards and 5 total TDs later, the Bucs get themselves another win. I wouldn’t expect anything different against David Blough and the Lions, who seem to have come back down to earth since a good first quarter against the Bears. I think the Bucs win this one handily.
Prediction:  Bucs win 31-14
 
Texans at Titans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
Remember the 2012 first round quarterbacks? Who would have thought it would be Ryan Tannehill that is the only one playing in 2019, and lighting it up to boot. I always thought it would have been Brandon Weeden. However, I don’t think the Titans are infallible, and the Texans have more potential, if only they could keep some consistency. Their slew of borrowed first-round corners doesn’t seem to have fixed their secondary, but if they can get JJ Watt back for the playoffs, that pass rush could be dangerous now that Jacob Martin has found his groove. I still think they get there, and Deshaun Watson loves to torch the Titans.
Prediction:  Texans win 38-34
 
Broncos at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
Patrick Mahomes might have to watch out, because I don’t know if he is the most exciting quarterback playing in this game. Drew Lock took advantage of that terrible Texans secondary, but he also made some incredible throws with defenders bearing down on him. Sure, he threw a terrible interception in the second half doing the same thing, but at least he brings life to this team. No way I’m picking him to win, but maybe he makes this a fun game.
Prediction:  Chiefs win 27-23
 
Dolphins at Giants:
Jemp: Dolphins,  Reeb: Dolphins,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Dolphins
A lot of love for the Dolphins here, and I can see why as they have competed all year, and nearly etched out another win last week. However, Devante Parker and Albert Wilson are both in concussion protocol, meaning they could be rolling out Allen Hurns, Mike Gesicki, Isaiah Ford, Mack Hollins, and Patrick Laird as their skill position players. Let’s also not forget that they probably have the worst offensive line in football, so I don’t think Ryan Fitzpatrick can carry this team, even against the Giants defense. Say what you will about Eli Manning, but at least he has weapons, and I think he gets a win to put him back at .500 for his career record.
Prediction:  Giants win 28-14
 
Eagles at Redskins:
Jemp: Eagles,  Reeb: Eagles,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Redskins
I’m not quite sure why the fact that the Eagles eked out a win against the Giants makes people suddenly believe in them, but I feel about as bad about this team as ever. Redskins should take care of them easily.
Prediction:  Redskins win 100-0
 
Seahawks at Panthers:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
The Seahawks offense is in a bit of a funk, but the Panthers defense might be the perfect remedy for what ails them. What looked like a solid unit to start the year has totally collapsed, and surprisingly Perry Fewell hasn’t given them the spark they needed. So much for the CMC for MVP buzz, which was ridiculous to begin with. I know people will tell me that McCaffrey is still playing well, and obviously he is, but that’s why he was never in the race. If you can play really well, and your team is still getting destroyed, then you aren’t all that valuable to the team. At least, not as valuable as any good quarterback.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 27-13
 
Bears at Packers:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
The Packers continue to do the opposite of impressing me. Their offense is lackluster, and their defense is a pushover. I’ll gladly lone wolf the Bears in this game, which is something I don’t think I’ve ever said about the Trubisky-led Bears team. Their defense is still very good, and they have plenty of talent on offense. Mitch Trubisky going into Lambeau to face Aaron Rodgers… what could go wrong?
Prediction:  Bears win 24-17
 
Vikings at Chargers:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Vikings,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
A quiet game for the Vikings last week, but the win was never in question, so I can’t fault them. The Vikings should be able to win this division as long as they take care of business, and I think they continue to win this week at the Stub. Great win by the Chargers last week, but I don’t expect them to keep it up. Last time we thought they turned a corner after throttling Green Bay, they followed it up by losing to the Raider on TNF.
Prediction:  Vikings win 27-20
 
Jaguars at Raiders:
Jemp: Jaguars,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Raiders,  Screw: Raiders
Is is worth even expending effort writing Jaguars sections anymore? It sure seems like have packed it in for the season and are ready to go on vacation. The have been decimated in five straight weeks now, and not even Minshew mania has injected any life into them. The Raiders have certainly fallen off themselves, but at least they look like they are still trying. Give me the Raiders at home.
Prediction:  Raiders win 28-7
 
Browns at Cardinals:
Jemp: Cardinals,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Cardinals,  Screw: Browns
Ugh, this is the game I have been dreading having to pick. I tried to champion both these teams going into the year, and they have both let me down in a big way. More so the Brown, as I didn’t really expect much from the Cardinals defense, and their offense has been pretty solid down the stretch, although they struggled in a couple tough matchups lately. However, the Browns have just been a disaster, as they were lucky to even get by the Bengals last week. I still think they are the more talented team, so I guess I’ll take Baker in the Lincoln Riley bowl.
Prediction:  Browns win 24-21
 
Rams at Cowboys:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Rams
Quote from Screw: “I don’t have anything against the Cowboys, but I always root against them because the memes are so much better when they lose.” Well, the Cowboys are providing plenty of meme-able material as of late, and we all expect them to continue to do so against the Rams. The Rams defense doesn’t get nearly enough credit for being a top-5 unit all season, and suddenly the offense looks functional again. Gurley is hitting his stride, and they finally have their trio of receivers healthy. I would be shocked if the Cowboys pulled this one out.
Prediction:  Rams win 28-14
 
Falcons at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
How about a Kyle Shanahan revenge game? Jemp likes to make fun of the Redskins for letting him go, but I’m betting Falcons fans wished they had replaced Dan Quinn with him looking back on things. Okay, firing Quinn after going to the Super Bowl would have been a tough sell, but still. Anyway, there isn’t much else to talk about here anyway. I guess a potential trap game for the 49ers coming off the gauntlet of big games, but I think they will be fine.
Prediction:  49ers win 34-17
 
Bills at Steelers:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Steelers
This is a pretty tough one for me to pick. I’ve started to be wary of picking against Josh Allen, because he always seems to give his team an edge that I just can’t put my finger on. He can be erratic as a passer, but still somehow got his team back in the game against the Ravens. However, Duck actually seems more steady, which would seem like the better option in what should be a defensive game. He also makes a few big plays every game, which is crucial as well. However, I’m done doubting the Bills, well not really, but for this week I am.
Prediction:  Bills win 17-16
 
Colts at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Sometimes I feel bad for the schedule makers, because they must have thought this was a sure-fire Monday Night Classic with two powerhouses led by Drew Brees and Andrew Luck. It would have been easy to build up as a potential Super Bowl preview. Instead, it’s a game the Saints the win with ease, as the Colts probably get eliminated from playoff contention.
Prediction:  Saints win 24-13
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 118-74
Reeb: 118-74
Jemp: 114-78
Screw: 109-83
Alx: 108-84
 
I wouldn’t say Pep and Reeb have an insurmountable lead, but I’m going to need to start gaining some ground if I want to challenge them. Let’s pick some games.
 
Cowboys at Bears:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Bears,  Screw: Cowboys
Nothing better than a Cowboys loss on Thanksgiving, preferably in embarrassing fashion. It seems like Jason Garrett is finally in a situation that he won’t be able to clap his way out of. However, I think the Cowboys hate is getting a little overblown. Sure, they can’t beat any good teams, but the Bears are far from a good team right now. Mitch Trubisky might have had his best game of the season against David Blough and the Lions, but that isn’t saying a whole lot. I’ll stick with the Cowboys, but if they lose this game, then Jason Garrett really should be fired on the spot.
Prediction:  Cowboys win 20-13
 
Panthers at Falcons:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Falcons,  Screw: Falcons
Looks like there is turmoil in Carolina, but maybe Perry Fewell can light a spark for the team. Christian McCaffrey was finally held in check thanks to that swarming Redskins defense, but I don’t know if this Falcons defense can do the same. They certainly have stiffened as of late, but the offense has slowed, and I still find it hard to trust their defense that was shredded By Jameis Winston two weeks ago. I don’t see them stopping Christian McCaffrey and a motivated Panthers team.
Prediction:  Panthers win 24-17
 
Colts at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Bucs,  Reeb: Colts,  Pep: Colts,  Screw: Bucs
The Bucs are starting to hit their stride, which inevitably means Jameis Winston is due for a four pick game. However, the Colts are funneling targets to Jack Doyle and Zach Pascal right now, and Jacoby Brissett isn’t exactly elevating the offense. The only weakness for the Bucs (other than Jameis Winston giving the ball to the other team) is their secondary, and the Colts don’t have the horses to take advantage of that.
Prediction:  Bucs win 24-14
 
Dolphins at Jets:
Jemp: Jets,  Reeb: Dolphins,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Dolphins
The Jets could be the subject of our overreaction segment every week. First they blow a lead to the Bills in week 1, then go on to get destroyed with Luke Falk at quarterback for a few weeks and people are saying they are one of the worst teams in the NFL. Then Darnold comes back and beats the Cowboys and suddenly people think Sam Darnold is the savior. Then he sees a few ghosts against the Patriots and loses to the winless Dolphins and the city is out for blood. Then they go on a three game winning streak where they score 34 points in each game, and Jets fans are talking about being in playoff contention. Then they lose to the winless Bengals and here we are with three of us picking them to lose to the Dolphins. I’m not getting sucked into this again though. I have no idea what Jets team will show up, but I guess I just can’t see the Dolphins sweeping the Jets.
Prediction:  Jets win 30-21
 
49ers at Saints:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
Is it an upset if I pick the 5-seed in the NFC to win on the road against the 1-seed? Because that is where we are with this wacky NFC playoff picture. Not one person here will tell you the Saints have been better than the 49ers this season, but thanks to a couple of close losses to good teams, the 49ers somehow find themselves in a wild card spot. The Saints are clearly just as talented as anyone, but I’m still not sure if they’ve put it all together. At home against the 49ers is their chance for a statement win, but I’m going to have to go with the 49ers.
Prediction:  49ers win 20-17
 
Lions at Vikings:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Vikings,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
Kirk blows another Monday Night game. Sure, he was up against the 9-2 Seahawks without his star running back, his left tackle, and his number 1 wide receiver. And the only guy he had left was Stefon Diggs who was dropping passes left and right, one of which resulted in a pick. But yeah, let’s pile on Kirk Cousins, why not? David Blough was kind of fun, but ultimately he couldn’t do much against that Bears defense after a couple big plays. He is somewhat fun to watch, so I hope he can at least keep that up, but I’m taking the Vikings to win.
Prediction:  Vikings win 34-14
 
Broncos at Texans:
Jemp: Texans,  Reeb: Texans,  Pep: Texans,  Screw: Texans
Deshaun Watson is making his way back in the MVP conversation. I doubt he actually has a chance to win it unless Lamar and Russ really fall apart, but he still proves he’s one of the best, most exciting quarterbacks in the league. Of course, the real test comes this week against Drew Lock. Somehow I think he is up to the challenge.
Prediction:  Texans win 27-3
 
Ravens at Bills:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Bills
Great win by the Bills on Thanksgiving. Josh Allen keeps getting better, and the Bills are dangerous when he is accurate. However, let’s calm down with the hype. I don’t think they really have a chance in this game with the way the Ravens are playing right now. Maybe the 49ers defense will slow the Ravens hot streak, putting the Bills in contention, but the weakness of their defense is their run defense, which is not good when you’re playing the Ravens. Then again, the Bills do have some speed on that defense, which is what you need to slow down Lamar.
Prediction:  Ravens win 31-17
 
Bengals at Browns:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Bengals,  Screw: Browns
Andy Dalton cemented his legacy as the best Bengals quarterback in NFL history. Okay, Ken Anderson was one of the best quarterbacks of the 70s and early 80s, Boomer Esiason won an MVP, and Carson Palmer is the 13th all-time leading passer, but Andy Dalton prevented the 2019 Bengals from going winless. But in all seriousness, the Bengals aren’t all that bad anymore. Their defense has been pretty good as of late, and Andy Dalton gives them just enough offense to at least be competitive in this one. I still have to go with the Browns, but I wouldn’t be at all shocked by another Bengals upset.
Prediction:  Browns win 20-17
 
Packers at Redskins:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
Dwayne Haskins for MVP? Maybe NFC East MVP if that was an award. The Redskins are winning the division with ease.
Prediction:  Redskins win 200-0
 
Chargers at Jaguars:
Jemp: Chargers,  Reeb: Jaguars,  Pep: Jaguars,  Screw: Jaguars
I’m torn here. On the one hand, the Jaguars might have been the worst team in football during the Nick Foles era, if it counts as an era. On the other hand, Minshew is back and the Chargers just continue to find new ways to lose games. They are essentially the opposite of the Seahawks. When I pick the Seahawks, I expect some close games and wacky finishes, and for them to find a way to pull out the win. I pick against the Chargers for all the same reasons.
Prediction:  Jaguars win 24-23
 
Steelers at Cardinals:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
Can Duck pull out another win? It’s starting to seem like anyone can light up the Cardinals defense. However, as good as the Steelers defense is, I expect Kyler Murray and Kliff Kingsbury to create enough offense to stave off the Steelers. I hope the Cardinals defense isn’t bad enough to get shredded by Duck Hodges, but who knows at this point.
Prediction:  Cardinals win 24-21
 
Titans at Raiders:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
Has anyone been as bad as the Raiders over the last two weeks? That magical offense they were putting out there every week seems to have been stifled, but at least their defense has been consistent all year. The consistently give up big plays and keep opposing offenses on the field, and I expect that to continue against a red-hot Titans team. Ryan Tannehill could be on his way to taking this team to the playoffs.
Prediction:  Titans win 28-14
 
Chiefs at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
Am I really going to lone wolf against the Patriots two weeks in a row? The Chiefs look like the better team right now, so I’m surprised no one else is taking them. Okay, sure, this is the point in the year in which the Patriots start bathing in the doubt and then go out and drop a hammer on an unsuspecting team at home. However, this year feels different. Alright, I just heard that, nevermind, obviously the Patriots are just going to suddenly become amazing. I can’t see them blowing out the Chiefs, but I can’t pick against the Pats at home.
Prediction:  Patriots win 27-24
 
Seahawks at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
I did not see that coming from the Rams. Finally, we saw the Sean McVay offense of 2018 make its long-awaited return. Sure, it was against the Cardinals defense, but that doesn’t mean it can’t continue. They dominated that game from start to finish, and let’s not forget that they played the Seahawks down to the wire the last time these teams squared off. I already gave my spiel on why I like to pick the Seahawks, but I would not be at all surprised for the Rams to win at home here.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 28-27
 
Giants at Eagles:
Jemp: Eagles,  Reeb: Eagles,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Giants
Well, it would make the Redskins path to a division title much more possible if the Giants won, but somehow I don’t quite believe that Eli can get it done. He is no Ryan Fitzpatrick. The Eagles defense has been fantastic at home, so I just can’t justify picking the Giants here. However, maybe Eli will make a Dalton-esque return to the field and get the Giants a big win on a Monday Night Classic we are all dying to watch.
Prediction:  Eagles win 24-10
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 108-68
Reeb: 107-69
Jemp: 107-69
Screw: 99-77
Alx: 99-77
 
I caught Screw! Slowly but surely making my way back in contention, and it’s a lot easier when the Redskins win. I’m sure Haskins can keep it up. Anyway, we at Profootballjokes are celebrating our favorite holiday with the musical stylings of Scott Messina (featuring Erik Scott). So let’s pick some games.
 
Bears at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Bears,  Pep: Bears,  Screw: Bears
I’ve always questioned the point of watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade. I don’t see the appeal of even going to a parade, much less watching it on TV. And most people might feel the same way about watching Jeff Driskel and Mitch Trubisky play for the second time in four weeks. Actually, we may even get the good fortune of seeing David Blough take the reins for the Lions if Driskel can’t go. I never thought an injury to Jeff Driskel would make me pick against that team, but this is where we are with the Lions.
Prediction:  Bears win 14-3
 
Bills at Cowboys:
Jemp: Cowboys,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Cowboys
How bout dem Bills? Is that not right? Well, it should be, as the Bills are flying at 8-3, and it seems like the sky is falling for the Cowboys at 6-5. And yet, the Cowboys are 7 point favorites at home, and it is them who are leading their division at the moment. Despite their inability to beat good teams and win close games, the Cowboys have been the better team this year, and should beat the Bills at home. But it’s Thanksgiving and I want to enjoy rooting for the Cowboys to lose after I’ve stuffed my face, so I’m taking the Bills.
Prediction:  Bills win 24-20
 
Saints at Falcons:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Great, another rematch from just a couple weeks ago! Also a rematch of the night game from last year on Thanksgiving Night. It was also the beginning of Drew Brees’s decline if you remember. Sure, he wasn’t bad in that game, but he certainly wasn’t at the MVP level he had been for the first half of 2018, and he hasn’t been back to that level since. However, he is surrounded by one of the best teams in the NFL, and I think we found out the Falcons aren’t suddenly a juggernaut, so we’re all taking the Saints.
Prediction:  Saints win 31-17
 
Titans at Colts:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Titans
What a perfect spot for a Titans letdown game. The rest of the PFJ staff has been reeled in by Ryan Tannehill and Derrick Henry, but I know they are no better than the Colts. Sure, the Colts are somewhat banged up, but they have looked like a borderline playoff team while Jacoby Brissett has been in for the whole year. Maybe this is a different Titans team with Tannehill at quarterback, but I still think they are due for a letdown.
Prediction:  Colts win 26-23
 
Jets at Bengals:
Jemp: Jets,  Reeb: Jets,  Pep: Jets,  Screw: Jets
With a nice lead in the race for the first overall pick, it looks like the Bengals are going all in for a win. Not wanting to join the ranks of the 2017 Browns and the 2008 Detroit Lions, they have turned to Andy Dalton to get that guy off his roof. They might get AJ Green back too, and they really need him against this red-hot Jets team. Clearly Sam Darnold is back to being the savior, and Adam Gase is the coach this team needed. Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Prediction:  Jets win 34-20
 
Redskins at Panthers:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Panthers,  Screw: Panthers
Get ready for another Haskins selfie, because the Redskins are taking care of Kyle Allen and the Panthers here.
Prediction:  Redskins win 100-0
 
49ers at Ravens:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: Ravens
Right now, these are clearly the two best teams in the NFL, which doesn’t mean this will be the Super Bowl matchup, but it sure is fun one for this weekend. Lamar Jackson is playing the role of the unstoppable force, while Nick Bosa and the 49ers defense is the immovable object. However, I think the matchup that will decide the game is on the other side of the ball. The 49ers offense has been highly efficient, but the Ravens defense is too good to let Jimmy G beat them. I think they get a defensive score to seal the win.
Prediction:  Ravens win 21-13
 
Buccaneers at Jaguars:
Jemp: Jaguars,  Reeb: Jaguars,  Pep: Jaguars,  Screw: Bucs
I guess this is a battle to see who the best team in Florida is, no offense to the Dolphins. Okay, maybe a little offense. Anyway, the Jaguars are in free fall, and while I don’t think Nick Foles is necessarily to blame, I also think he doesn’t give this team the same energy and playmaking ability that Minshew did. Then again, this team doesn’t have much to hang its hat on anyway, while the Bucs at least have an identity with their passing game. They already have two 1,000 yard receivers, and I think they will feast again on Thanksgiving weekend. Jameis is always liable to throw 4+ interceptions, but I think this is just another 2-pick performance which is enough for the Bucs to escape with a win.
Prediction:  Buccaneers win 34-20
 
Browns at Steelers:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
Is the Browns offense fixed now? Last week it was just the Dolphins lowly defense, but it seemed like everyone was involved for the Browns last week, and Baker had his best statline of the season. We all know this Steelers defense is good, but I don’t know if it can completely shut down all the weapons on the Browns anymore. Also, I don’t trust the Steelers offense to get anything going, even with Duck Hodges now in, and Myles Garrett out.
Prediction:  Browns win 24-10
 
Packers at Giants:
Jemp: Packers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: Packers,  Screw: Packers
That might have been the worst game of Aaron Rodgers’ career. He threw for 3.4 yards per attempt, which was less than Jamaal Williams’ yards per carry (4.1). That number didn’t even factor in the sacks he took, which were largely on him as well. Fortunately, this week he goes against a defense that is slightly more forgiving, and basically any kind of pass rush can get Daniel Jones to fumble the ball. I might have my concerns about the Packers, but I’d be in full panic mode if they lost to the Giants.
Prediction:  Packers win 34-24
 
Eagles at Dolphins:
Jemp: Eagles,  Reeb: Eagles,  Pep: Eagles,  Screw: Eagles
The Eagles receiving corps has become so bad, that I think it might be outclassed by the Dolphins secondary. The Eagles desperately need Jordan Howard back, because their running game was their identity when he was in the lineup. It would pair nicely with a defense that has stiffened considerably over the past few weeks. The good news is that they have the Dolphins this week, so they should beat them regardless.
Prediction:  Eagles win 24-10
 
Rams at Cardinals:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Rams,  Screw: Cardinals
Remember when the Rams were an offensive machine that couldn’t be stopped? Then it seemed the rest of the league realized that Jared Goff was their quarterback. Now they are $110 million in the hole just for him, plus all the other “stars” they are paying. Only Aaron Donald looks like he was worth the money so far, and with dwindling cap room and no high draft picks, the once promising Rams look like they have a bleak future. The Cardinals on the other hand have their quarterback of the future, and I think he leads them to a win in this one.
Prediction:  Cardinals win 24-21
 
Chargers at Broncos:
Jemp: Broncos,  Reeb: Broncos,  Pep: Chargers,  Screw: Broncos
I think this was the Brandon Allen I was expecting from the start. I thought the Broncos were going to take out the Bills, but they didn’t show up. The defense was fine, but couldn’t stop Josh Allen scrambling, and the offense was abysmal. The once feared two headed monster they had at running back has disappeared, and their passing game is Courtland Sutton or bust. I like their defense but while it can slow down offenses, it doesn’t make a ton of plays on its own. Last week I lone-wolfed the Broncos, and this time I’m lone-wolfing against them.
Prediction:  Charger win 13-10
 
Raiders at Chiefs:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
Well the Raiders were a nice story, but I think once you get blown out by the Jets, your season is just about over. I think their offense rebounds this week, but the Chiefs should be getting back to form, and there is no way they lose this game at home. We all know Andy Reid doesn’t lose coming off a bye, and I see no reason why this team can’t be right up there with the Ravens and Patriots in the conference. The Chiefs will take control of the division with this win.
Prediction:  Chiefs win 42-28
 
Patriots at Texans
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
Damn I am so tempted to take the Texans, but it’s hard for me to pick against the Patriots in primetime. Their defense is so good that it keeps winning them games, despite the lack of rhythm from their offense. The return of Will Fuller is the one thing that makes me believe in the Texans again. That and Deshaun Watson of course. Sure, he has had his ups and downs, but he is as exciting as anyone in the league, and can win any game on any given Sunday. I say this is one of them since the Pats are due for a loss.
Prediction:  Texans win 28-27
 
Vikings at Seahawks:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Seahawks,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
So many good games this week. This is terrific matchup, and we will get to see if this Seahawks defense is for real. They have turned it on over the last two games, and it surprisingly has been the Seahawks offense that has been lagging behind. Russell Wilson is still as good as ever, but the running game has stumbled and with Lockett banged up they have very few options in the passing game. This is less about the Seahawks though and more about the completeness of the Vikings. Kirk is playing as well as anyone, Cook can run with the best of them, and their defense is pretty good too.
Prediction:  Vikings win 27-24
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 99-63
Reeb: 98-64
Jemp: 96-64
Screw: 92-70
Alx: 88-74
 
Finally a good week for me. Sure, I didn’t make up a ton of ground, but I’m just taking it one week at a time. We’re on to week 12.
 
Colts at Texans:
Jemp: Texans,  Reeb: Texans,  Pep: Texans,  Screw: Texans
It’s a clean sweep for the Texans, even with them coming off a disastrous performance in Baltimore. Deshaun Watson tried to work his magic, but it seemed like he was using Ron Weasley’s broken wand. (Maybe that reference is for a different target audience). And then we have the Colts, who seemingly picked up right where they left off before Jacoby Brissett got hurt. But at the end of the day, nobody is really buying that Brissett can sweep Deshaun Watson, so give me the Texans at home.
Prediction:  Texans win 27-24
 
Broncos at Bills:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Can’t wait until the Sunday Night pregame for Mike Tirico to lose his sh** about an Allen vs. Allen matchup. Did you know there are three starting quarterbacks in the NFL named Allen? Insane. If only we could get one of them to be any good. Okay, Josh put up some numbers against the Dolphins, and Brandon has at least been serviceable, but this is all about the defenses. Currently, I think the Broncos defense is playing better, as Vic Fangio has really rounded the group into form. They also have the better rushing attack, and while Brandon might not have the playmaking ability of Josh, I think he might be the steadier of the two. I feel pretty good about lone wolfing the Broncos.
Prediction:  Broncos win 17-14
 
Giants at Bears:
Jemp: Bears,  Reeb: Bears,  Pep: Bears,  Screw: Giants
It’s getting harder and harder to pick the Bears against anyone. Trubisky ranks 28th in passing yards, 26th in touchdowns, 26th in passer rating, 29th in QBR, and 31st in PFF grade. Numbers can sometimes be misleading, but in this case, they pretty much sum up Mitchell Trubisky. The only good thing about him is that you can count on 1-2 good drives per game, which should be enough against the Giants. Daniel Jones is a turnover machine, and Khalil Mack and company can take advantage of that in a big way.
Prediction:  Bears win 21-14
 
Steelers at Bengals:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Bengals,  Screw: Steelers
It’s funny that the only division rival that hasn’t nearly murdered Mason Rudolph on the field is the Bengals. They get their chance this week, but, if I were them, I would want to make sure he stays out there. Let him chuck some more deep balls to Johnny Holton and just get out of the way. Pep thinks the Bengals can take advantage of this, and I might agree if Andy Dalton was starting. Instead, the Bengals have one of the only quarterbacks that is worse than Mason Rudolph, and he’s going up against a top-2 defense according to Screw. It’s finally not a crazy sentiment.
Prediction:  Steelers win 13-0
 
Dolphins at Browns:
Jemp: Browns,  Reeb: Browns,  Pep: Dolphins,  Screw: Browns
The Browns were 8 seconds away from a win on TNF before their best player flew off the handle and is now out indefinitely because of it. Is there a more Browns thing than that? Well, except the winning part. Still, they have an exceedingly easy schedule down the stretch, starting with this game against the Dolphins. While the Dolphins are competing every week with Fitzmagic, the Browns would really have to put up a stinker to lose with this wide of a talent gap. Considering John Brown just lit up the Fins, can OBJ please finally do something?
Prediction:  Browns win 31-14
 
Buccaneers at Falcons:
Jemp: Falcons,  Reeb: Falcons,  Pep: Falcons,  Screw: Falcons
Are these the reverse of the 2015 Falcons? After being the worst defense in the league for the first half of the year, the Falcons have allowed 12 points and no touchdowns in their last two games. I guess Raheem Morris is just a defensive genius. This week, they look to make it a division sweep. I don’t see them keeping this Bucs offense out of the endzone, but another four picks seems almost hard to avoid against Jameis.
Prediction:  Falcons win 27-19
 
Panthers at Saints:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Ah, and now we have the victims of that vaunted Falcons defense. Drew Brees and the Saints bounced back nicely last week, so we will see if Kyle Allen can do the same. Somehow I doubt it. Christian McCaffrey continues to eat, but he can only take this team so far, which is why he was never a real threat for MVP. He’s still having a great season, but none of us would dare pick against the Saints in the Superdome.
Prediction:  Saints win 24-13
 
Seahawks at Eagles:
Jemp: Seahawks,  Reeb: Eagles,  Pep: Seahawks,  Screw: Seahawks
Reeb somehow thinks that this is an Eagles upset. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think the Eagles are outclassed by any means. In fact, if you just looked at these rosters you would probably say this is a toss-up. However, the Seahawks have proven time and again that they come through in the clutch, and Russ is going to put up points every week. The Eagles have no consistency whatsoever, and we haven’t seen anything from their offense that makes me think they can run away with this game. That means, this is probably a close game, which is practically an automatic win for the Seahawks.
Prediction:  Seahawks win 24-20
 
Lions at Redskins:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Lions,  Pep: Lions,  Screw: Lions
Nosebleed seats in this game are going for $4, and that’s still too rich for my blood. But sure, yeah obviously the Redskins will win.
Prediction:  Redskins win 100-0
 
Raiders at Jets:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Raiders,  Screw: Raiders
I feel every week as if I have to talk about how impressive the Raiders have been. They aren’t blowing anyone out of the water, but they could be 7-4 after this week, which is pretty remarkable considering what they have on that team. I think every team is going to want to be on Hard Knocks next year, because it seems like every player featured on Hard Knocks for the Raiders has broken out, with Darren Waller, Maxx Crosby, and Hunter Renfrow all playing big roles for this team. We’ll just skip over the whole AB part.
Prediction:  Raiders win 33-17
 
Jaguars at Titans:
Jemp: Titans,  Reeb: Titans,  Pep: Titans,  Screw: Jaguars
Is it weird that I kind of missed the Titans on their bye week? Okay, I didn’t actually, but they might be more interesting than the Nick Foles-led Jaguars. We need Minshew mania back. But I guess Ryan Tannehill vs. Nick Foles in 2019 is pretty appropriate for the Jags Titans rivalry. Also Derrick Henry vs. Leonard Fournette is always fun. Two running backs with tremendous size and speed and no other football skills to speak of. But it’s enough for them to produce for their fantasy owners at least.
Prediction:  Titans win 23-16
 
Cowboys at Patriots:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Cowboys
Screw admits he doesn’t really have a reason for taking the Cowboys, so I’ll make one up for him. The Cowboys have been by far the better offensive team so far this year. Amari Cooper and Michael Gallup might be one of the best receiving tandems in the NFL, and the offensive line is once again the best in football. Their defense has played below expectations, but they have the talent to turn it around. That being said, I always trust the Patriots to win at home, and I always trust the Cowboys to lose in big games.
Prediction:  Patriots win 27-24
 
Packers at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: Packers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: Packers
I love it when I get to break the tie in big game, but this is a tough one. Both of these teams have shown some cracks lately, but I think this matchup favors the 49ers. We all know they can get pressure with a powerful front four, and they can also bring the blitz at the right time. The question is whether or not Aaron Rodgers can scramble out of this pressure, or if he ends up being sacked over and over again. If Nick Bosa has the game his brother did against the Pack, then it will be the latter. On the other side of the ball, I think I have made my concerns about the Packers defense perfectly clear. Sure, I have concerns about Jimmy G as well, but Kyle Shanahan should be able to run all over the Packers, and I think the niners keep their hold over the NFC.
Prediction:  49ers win 28-17
 
Ravens at Rams:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Ravens
It was sad watching the Rams and Bears play last week, and realize that the two teams were pretty similar to each other. The once great offense of the Rams has not only sputtered, but nearly fallen apart. But still, they are 6-4, and at least their defense has been the best one Sean McVay has had as a head coach, especially with the trade for Jalen Ramsey. However, they might regret trading away Marcus Peters, if for no other reason than he has made this game much tougher for them to win, and with the competitiveness of the NFC, the Rams need every win they can get. Sorry, but I don’t think they get one here against Lamar Jackson and the red-hot Ravens.
Prediction:  Ravens win 23-14
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Let’s take a look at the standings:
 
Pep: 89-59
Reeb: 87-61
Jemp: 86-62
Screw: 83-65
Alx: 77-71
 
Not a great week, as Pep led the way at 5-8 on the week. And somehow I managed to fall further behind. But at least I didn’t have to witness the Redskins losing, and I’m sure Haskins will lead them to victory this week, so let’s pick some games.
 
Steelers at Browns:
Jemp: Steelers,  Reeb: Steelers,  Pep: Steelers,  Screw: Steelers
It looked like this was going to be a classic Thursday Night game last week, but now this game could actually be relevant. While I was finally okay with burying the Browns after their loss to Brandon Allen and the Broncos, I now think they are far from out of the wild card chase in the AFC. They just beat the Bills, and now they have a chance to beat the other current wild-card holder in the conference. Logic would dictate that this dominant Steelers front would crush the Browns offensive line and pull out another win despite their problems at quarterback. But blind optimism is making me take the Browns here, hoping they have turned a corner. Sure, they might not have been explosive against the Bills, but they moved the ball okay, and managed a drive when they needed it.
Prediction:  Browns win 16-13
 
Falcons at Panthers:
Jemp: Panthers,  Reeb: Panthers,  Pep: Panthers,  Screw: Panthers
Just when we thought Dan Quinn was dead in the water, his defense comes out and holds Drew Brees and Sean Payton to just 9 points. However, I’m guessing this was a one-week anomaly. I still don’t trust any of their pass rushers not named Grady Jarrett, and Christian McCaffrey should rip them to shreds. The Panthers certainly aren’t out of the mix in the NFC, and if the Saints can stumble against the Falcons, then who’s to say that this division isn’t still up for grabs?
Prediction:  Panthers win
 
Cowboys at Lions:
Jemp: Lions,  Reeb: Cowboys,  Pep: Cowboys,  Screw: Cowboys
The Cowboys are trying to perfect the art of the comeback. They have the first step down pat, which is to give the opponent a multiple score lead. In four of their last five, the Cowboys have allowed their opponent to get a two-possession lead in the first half. They aren’t half bad at the second step either, which is to get aggressive and get back into the game with some big plays, which they have done to some extent in all four of those games. However, they still need to work on the last step, which is arguably the most important step: winning the game. They are 1-3 in these games, so maybe it’s time for them to just get a normal win. I think they probably take care of that here, since Matthew Stafford is most likely out again for this game. They can’t possibly lose to Jeff Driskel, that would be like losing to the Jets...
Prediction:  Cowboys win 31-14
 
Jaguars at Colts:
Jemp: Colts,  Reeb: Colts,  Pep: Jaguars,  Screw: Jaguars
There was a time when we would have scoffed at a matchup between Jacoby Brissett and Nick Foles. Now, thanks to the fact that their backups are coming off dreadful performances, at least the bar is nice and low for them. Probably for Brissett more than Foles, as I think if Foles struggles, then we could have some fans putting back on their mustaches quickly. I think Foles ends up losing this one, especially now that Frank Reich is on the other side of things.
Prediction:  Colts win 23-20
 
Bills at Dolphins:
Jemp: Bills,  Reeb: Bills,  Pep: Bills,  Screw: Bills
Fitzmagic for MVP! I am very tempted to take the Fins to make it three in a row, especially since I’m not a believer in the Bills. Their defense is very good, but not infallible, and I don’t know that their offense is any better than the Dolphins. Okay, it probably is, but I’d take Fitzmagic over Josh Allen right now. But I can’t take the Dolphins.
Prediction:  Bills win 17-10
 
Texans at Ravens:
Jemp: Ravens,  Reeb: Ravens,  Pep: Ravens,  Screw: Texans
There are so many exciting quarterback matchups this year, and this is another great one between Lamar Jackson and Deshaun Watson. I have no idea how to rank Lamar Jackson when doing quarterback rankings, because he essentially plays a different position. However, there is no doubt that it is effective. The Texans defense very much lacks speed, and that spells trouble when playing against Lamar Jackson. Not to mention the Ravens defense has been awesome since Marcus Peters arrived. But I don’t care about any of that, because Deshaun Watson is making his case for MVP in this game.
Prediction:  Texans win 31-30
 
Broncos at Vikings:
Jemp: Vikings,  Reeb: Vikings,  Pep: Vikings,  Screw: Vikings
I like how the narrative going into Sunday Night was “Kirk Cousins can’t win in primetime or against teams with winning records”, and then 220 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 28-24 win later, the narrative is “Dalvin Cook is right behind Christian McCaffrey for the best running back this year.” Cook has been great, but Kirk is the reason for the Vikings success. Sure, it was a modest day stat-wise for Kirk, and it was the running game that finished off the Cowboys, but Kirk went out and put on a show in the first half with Bisi Johnson and Laquon Treadwell out there starting for him. Anyway, we all think the Vikings take care of business at home.
Prediction:  Vikings win 20-10
 
Jets at Redskins:
Jemp: Redskins,  Reeb: Redskins,  Pep: Jets,  Screw: Redskins
Yeah, of course I’m confident that Dwayne Haskins can defeat the Jets, why would I have any doubts?
Prediction:  Redskins win 100-0
 
Saints at Buccaneers:
Jemp: Saints,  Reeb: Saints,  Pep: Saints,  Screw: Saints
Screw is already leading the Teddy Bridgewater charge. I’m not going that far, but I do think we need to re-evaluate how we view the Saints. This was a team that was held to 12 points against the Cowboys, and 13 points against the Jaguars. At the time, we blamed it on Teddy, and figured this offense would be back up to snuff when Brees returned, but I no longer think that is the case. This offense still has the ceiling that we saw against the Bears and the Cardinals, but it also has the floor we saw last week. However, this Bucs defense makes me think it will be the former, especially since we already saw it once with Teddy.
Prediction:  Saints win 31-27
 
Cardinals at 49ers:
Jemp: 49ers,  Reeb: 49ers,  Pep: 49ers,  Screw: 49ers
You have to love when you get the same matchup twice in three weeks, especially when it is as compelling as Cardinals v 49ers. Yet, we did get a good game last time around, but you have to wonder if Jimmy G’s confidence is shaken after that Monday Night performance. Sure, he easily could have pulled out the win if it hadn’t been for a missed kick, but he had 3 or 4 passes that were thrown directly to Seattle defenders and dropped, and still needed the aid of several questionable flags to even get to overtime. I’m not bold enough to take the Cardinals here, but I don’t think Jimmy G throws 4 touchdowns again here.
Prediction:  49ers win 24-20
 
Bengals at Raiders:
Jemp: Raiders,  Reeb: Raiders,  Pep: Raiders,  Screw: Raiders
Not a great start for the Ryan Finley experience. Apparently those preseason checkdowns didn’t translate to regular season NFL success. It probably doesn’t help when everything around you is collapsing. I’m not sure that there is any part of this team to like right now. On the other side, the Raiders have plenty to like, as their offense continues to soar on the back of Josh Jacobs, and their defense made real strides last week against the Chargers. I expect they can look even better this week against this Bengals team.
Prediction:  Raiders win 31-13
 
Patriots at Eagles:
Jemp: Patriots,  Reeb: Patriots,  Pep: Patriots,  Screw: Patriots
How will the Patriots bounce back after that tough loss to the Ravens? Probably with a win if you ask any of us. The Eagles are coming off their bye as well, and they were starting to look like a good team again before the break. Their offense has been riding Jordan Howard as of late, just in time to go up a Patriots defense that has shown some holes against the run. But we are rolling into the time of year where the Patriots just stop losing, so I’m taking the Pats.
Prediction:  Patriots win 27-24
 
Bears at Rams:
Jemp: Rams,  Reeb: Rams,  Pep: Bears,  Screw: Rams
First impressions aren’t always correct, but more often than not, they are right on the money. Jared Goff led the Rams to their most miserable offensive performance of the Sean McVay era. Their whopping 15 drives resulted in 8 punts, 3 interceptions, a fumble, a missed field goal, a turnover on downs, and 1 field goal. That’s not great. And yet, I might be even more uninspired by the Bears, after they were outgained by over 130 yards to a Jeff Driskel-led Lions team. Sure, I could see Khalil Mack and company dominating the Rams terrible offensive line and squeaking out a win, but I just can’t pick Mitch Trubisky.
Prediction:  Rams win 10-6
 
Chiefs at Chargers:
Jemp: Chiefs,  Reeb: Chiefs,  Pep: Chiefs,  Screw: Chiefs
The Chiefs finally get to travel to Mexico City, we think. Hopefully the field is okay, since the Chargers will do whatever they can to avoid the Stubhub center. The Chiefs may have suffered a disappointing loss to the Titans, but I still believe they are one of the best teams in the league with Patrick Mahomes under center. The Chargers have become about what I expected of them as well. No longer a complete disaster, but a middle-of-the-pack team that can win or lose to basically any team in the league. This time, I think it’s a loss.
Prediction:  Chiefs win 33-21
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